the real love story

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful amazing totally cute princess named catty who lived in a pink sparkly palace with her BFF kyson who's a dumb blonde , and her dog broc, they lived together for many year and have been bestfriends. One morning catty was out picking dog shit up the floor bc broc took a shit, she then stumbled upon callie, callie was a wizard that had crystal and would always get high , callie circled around catty and coughed and said "hello catty how are you today?" Callie said in a rusty voice catty smiled and said "I'm good hbu🤑🤑" callie said "fine ty, what arr you doing " catty said "I'm picking up brocs shit" callie laughed and helped catty with brocs doggie shit together they cleaned up,  kyson walked in she was on the phone and she stepped on brocs shit, she exclaimed and said "ew lmfao is this brocs shit" callie and catty nodded, kyson ran upstairs to clean her pink sparkly heals she got at a expensive store, after cleaning up brocs shit , callie and kyson and catty went to meet kurtle,  they knocked on his door and he wouldn't answer they knocked again, no answer so they just Came in and saw him fingerings his bootyhole and going all the way deep in looking for hidden shit Treasures, all of them stared at him in shocked, kudtle imdeiltlty took his finger out his bootyhole and said "hey guys I'm just fingerings my ass don't mind me" the three of them said ew and just walked along with their day , kurtle just followed them and they all went to see where broc was at , broc was found in a forest, broc was with a random man with a crown on his head,  they stood there, and catty felt a connection with the dude her eyes lit up as she saw him and she had heart eyes and so did the dude , broc barked and said "wtf" (she's not a normal dog she talks) the random dude got up and told them that his name was chiviz, chiviz kissed cattys hand and started complimenting her, while this was happening,  kurtle walked by them woth his finger still up his ass and said "hey guys" chiviz looked at him In a shocked face, broc barked and said "get ur finger out ur ass" kyson said "oh" and callie just ignored the fact kurtle was still fingering himself , then inaya came along with usopp and they were holding hands "hey guys" they said , and blah blah they all hung out yeah yeah mhm mhm, and a year later broc had her own doggie castle,  kyson was still a dumb blonde, callie still was HIGH and she got lots of money bc people buyed her stuff from etsy,  inaya and usopp got married and merple with catty and they were wifes,  kyson and catty were wifes too and catty and chiviz were getting married, then catty and chiviz got a castle and chiviz was king and catty queen, and broc became a princess dog,  and kyson became a single queen  and she had a ocean theme castle,  and callie was rich and stuff and merple was still woth catty and yeah