𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙗𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙨𝙨? |rin itoshi

live laugh laxatives

im in my chatfic era👴‼️

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toilet texters

4:16am

shidou
this is a hate crime.

bachira
i needa poo

shidou
WHO FARTED ON MY MAKIMA PLUSH??
ITS SMELLS LIKE A NUCLEAR WAR JUST BROKE OUT INSIDE DEAR MAKIMA.
SCHIZO?? WAS IT U??
watch out
im gonna feed ur demon PARASITES.

bachira
what did he do to deserve this behaviour😕⁉️
oh.
bruh go kys🤗

eita
we love a self aware king!

karasu
BACHIRA FINALLY ADMITTING HE HAS A DEMON (REAL💯NOT CLICKBAIT)

isagi
it's 4:16am..

reo
i loose 38 strands of hair everyday bc of this gc.
MINIMUM.

karasu
ur hair looks pullable so i dont blame nagi🤓

otoya
didnt know u and nagi were so kinky
keep u and nagi's activity timetable in the bedroom‼️

nagi
stop breathing :0

isagi
omg guys guess what
yk if u close ur eyes for long enough u can acc achieve something in life like shutting tfu and acc going to sleep??
crazy how the human body works😱

yukimiya
but then u cant see the drama in the gc

aiku
but u barely even see at all lil bro...😰

yukimiya
count ur days.

aiku
why is everyone so pissy this beautiful morning?

isagi
vector made us train for 4 hours NON STOP, 3 laxatives, 2 gallons of sweat, 3 hrs of sleep bc bachira keeps rizzing up his demon and ur here gallivanting ur 56 year old chapped lips abt beautiful mornings?

bachira
you CANNOT tell me it's not working👎
oh.
hang🫶

shidou
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y/n
r u seriously ill?

shidou
that's rude honey dookie bear😕💔

y/n
dude wtf do u want?

shidou
if i cant sleep then u cant either

y/n
@bachira
plz put 15 laxative pills in shidou's bottle tmrw.

shidou
HUH???

bachira
aye aye ma'am🫡

otoya
just ask rin they're literally in the same stratum💀
@ him

y/n
i thought blue lock was only boys tho?
dk who that is

otoya
JEOMSBSIBJ
RIN'S GONNA COMBUST AFTER READING THAT💀

y/n
whoever she is, shes probably asleep rn
ion stoop that far lil bro🫡

karasu
lets pray for our fallen soldier
eita otoya we finna miss u😕💔(😹)

kurona
ur illness reminds me of 2020 lockdown.

nagi
rblx all day evry day

reo
nagi plz lets sleep

chigiri
SLEEP BRO???
HAVE U GUYS FORGOTTEN SLEEP???

y/n
CHIGIRI HIII🤗🤗🤗
also
wow.
this is the first time i've seen chigiri this pissy

chigiri
NAGI TURN DOWN UR BRIGHTNESS

nagi
it's a hassle tho :(

reo
nagi lets sleep

nagi
no Dx
i wanna go train with isagi :x

reo
k.

kurona
bro's getting war flashbacks

y/n
SLEEP

isagi
yes ma'am

bachira
yes ma'am

karasu
yes ma'am

otoya
yes ma'am

kurona
yes ma'am

chigiri
yes ma'am

yukimiya
yes ma'am

nagi
..

y/n
🤗

nagi
yes ma'am

reo
yes ma'am

aiku
yes ma'am

shidou
BOZOS😹
HOW U FINNA LET A WOMAN TELL U WAT RO DO???💀

y/n
bachira make it 20.

bachira
aye aye ma'am🫡

shidou
stay AWAY from my bottle.
r u acc gonna do it?
LOL SIKE U THOUGHT🤓👎‼️
..
yes ma'am.

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dont ask i literally started this at 1:43am but DW Y/N WONT BE THIS DRY🤓

she's just a likkle pissy bc of shidou😱

-hann