My Anime Crack Book ( Corpse Party, Black Butler, Deathnote, Attack on Titan)

I'm Wolverine, Bitch! (corpse party)

Ayumi: *gets six candles out of her backpack, and puts them between her fingers* Kishinuma, guess what?

Yoshiki: What, Shinozaki, did you find someth-

Ayumi: I'm Wolverine, bitch!!! *slashes air with her 'claws'*

Yoshiki: ...