Timmy and the Waffle!

Timmy is just a normal kid, in a normal neighborhood, called Marshmallow Grass where marshmallows are banned. He goes to a school named Porcupine Piper High (P.P.H.) Timmy was in gym class and was playing dodgeball. The team captain,Bo,was picking all the jocks as usual but this time Timmy wasn't the last one to get picked. When he walked up there, everyone was looking around at how many jocks were left, one....two.....three....even four! He looked at Bo and whispered, "Why me?" He said, "You're the weakest one they'll aim for you first. Timmy didn't feel good about not being the last one picked anymore. When the game started, of course about five dodge balls came flying by Timmy. He ran in fear like a coward and then took a dodge ball to the face. He fell on the floor and got hit again three more times. When he tried to stand up he got hit an area I refer to as the tenders. When he was finally back on his feet he threw a dodgeball and a kid came and caught it. He then did the only thing he thought was safe, cower in fear behind Bo. Bo yelled at Timmy, "Stop hiding and throw a ball!" Timmy yelled, "They'll just catch it, I can't throw hard enough!" Bo yelled, "Well then go somewhere else, stop hiding behind me!" Timmy ran out from behind Bo and got hit in the gut. "Get the shrimp!" Yelled a player on the other team. He saw a ball fly at him and put his hands up, and somehow he amazingly caught it! Timmy was so amazed by his catch that he got hit straight in the forehead. That's when he heard the bell ring. "Ok, gym class is over!" Yelled the gym teacher. Timmy was wondering where the gym teacher actually was when he was getting pelted by what seemed like cannon balls.

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When Timmy got home he played this new game he got called Revenge of the Zombie Teacups!, "Die zombie teacup die!" Then his mom called up, "Timmy, time for dinner!" Timmy yelled, "Ok, be right down!" Timmy killed one more zombie teacup then headed down. Timmy's mom made waffles,waffles,and a side of waffles, the usual. "My favorite!"

Yelled Timmy. He ate all of his waffles except one. He just put orange juice and apple jacks on it,then he put it in some dirty soap water. "Ha Ha Ha!" Timmy laughed at the stuff he had just made. "Timmy! Don't play with your food!" Yelled his mom. "Oh alright." Timmy put the stuff in the trash.

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At recess the next day he met up with his friend Mike. Mike is Timmy's best friend since like the 2nd grade. "Hey mike." Timmy said. "The strangest thing happened, I thought last night I heard mice in my room." Timmy said. "That's not weird do you know that a mice loves to eat dust bunnies." Mike said. "Ok man, you're my friend and all, but that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard." Timmy said. "Yeah yeah yeah, it's true." Said Mike. "Ok whatever,but it was really weird, like this morning I found out the trash can that I threw my waffles away in was knocked over and spilled,but the waffle wasn't there!" Said Timmy. "Huh, weird." Mike said.

Later in gym class (Timmy's least favorite subject) Once again they were playing dodgeball. Timmy got put on Bo's team again. It wasn't so bad this time, he didn't get a concussion this time. He just had to go to the nurse because of getting hit in the head about....seven times to many. "Ok Timmy can you tell me what two plus two is for me?" The nurse said. "Uuhhhhhhh, I think it's.....twenty two!" Timmy said. "No Timmy, it's four, maybe you should lay down." Timmy laid down on the bed.

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At dinner Timmy was eating lettuce and bacon tonight. He asked his mom, "Mom,did you knock over the trash can last night?" His mom replied "No,why would I knock over a trash can?" He said, "Well,it's just it was knocked over when I woke up this morning." "Huh weird." Timmy went to his room and played some more Revenge of the Zombie Teacups. "LEVEL TEN!" Yelled Timmy. "Timmy! Time for bed!" Yelled his mom. "Ok!" Yelled Timmy. Timmy walked to his bed and went to sleep.

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At recess Timmy and Mike played dodgeball for practice. Timmy threw a ball and hit Mike in the leg. "Yes! Point one goes to Timmy!" Yelled Timmy. "Nice shot Tim Tim!" Mocked Mike! "Don't call me that!" Yelled Timmy. All of a sudden there was a big THUD! "What was that?" Asked Timmy. THUD! "There it is again!" Said Mike. "ROOOOAAAAAAR!" All of a sudden a giant waffle came running down the road! "What in the world is that!" Yelled Timmy. "I think it's.....a giant waffle!" Yelled Mike. The syrup on it was flying on buildings! It was as big as the White House! It had two rows of razor sharp fangs! And it was even scarier with its gym socks! Timmy noticed that it had orange juice on it and dirty soap water. "Oh my gosh! That's the waffle I threw away!" Yelled Timmy. "Well how are we going to stop it?" Yelled Mike. "Well I don't know! It's not like I fight giant waffles everyday!" Yelled Timmy. "ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!" The monster was getting closer by the second! "Wait! I have an idea!" Said Timmy. "What is it then!" Yelled Mike. "Come on we don't have much time!" Yelled Timmy. Timmy and Mike ran into there parents house and got there wallets. They each took out all of there parents money, there savings for college, (not important) and there piggy bank money. Then Timmy and Mike ran to a flee market and bought one thousand mouse traps and one thousand glue sticks. "Ok, we just have to lay all of these mouse traps on the ground and put glue on them so we can make sure he sticks! Shouldn't be to hard." Timmy and Mike lay down all of the mouse traps on the ground and put glue on them. "ROOOOAAAAAAAR!" The waffle was almost there! "Ok here it comes!" Timmy said hopefully. THUD!!!! The monster tripped on the mouse traps

and fell to the ground! Timmy could here the waffle groan, "Uuuugggghhhh." The waffle groaned. "It worked!" Yelled mike. "Well I don't think anyone's ever caught a giant waffle with mouse traps!" Timmy said. From now on Timmy would always eat all of his waffles.

So then everybody in Marshmallow Grass got there fork and knives and all ate a delicious dinner, giant waffle monster!

Ok if you read this, thank you! I know it wasn't very good but it was my first story so don't hate me!!😡 And if you voted for it you're awesome! My next story is going to be way better and random so if you don't like random, DON'T READ IT!!!!!😡 Ok pepes hope you liked it!