TL;DR Every League Lore

Hexakillaru

Dedskii joined the room
Havikion joined the room
JuanitoandTyrone joined the room
worldxplasma joined the room
Darkshot271 joined the room
Bob The Bmer joined the room

Dedskii: Woo! First pick! Who to ban?

JuanitoandTyrone: U dont kno?

Darkshot271: Kat

Havikion: Noob first pick...

Bob The Bmer: Poppy

worldxplasma: no, poppy sucks. Cho and Yas

(Katerina has been banned)
(Waiting for bans 2/6)

JuanitoandTyrone: DON'T BAN YAS!

worldxplasma: Then they'll have a yas

Dedskii: Who next?

worldxplasma: yasuo

JuanitoandTyrone: DON'T BAN YAS

Darkshot271: Cho

Dedskii: I wanted to play Cho...

Bob The Bmer: Poppy

worldxplasma: Poppy isn't worth the ban. Ban Yas!

(Poppy has been banned)
(It's your turn to ban)

Darkshot271: I don't want to play against a Cho

Dedskii: But I want to be Cho...

worldxplasma: Ban Yasuo! Wow, Noob first pick

JuanitoandTyrone: I ONLY PLAY YAS MIDLANE.

JuanitoandTyrone: WOW, SKRUB

JuanitoandTyrone: FK, U

Havikion: there isn't a midlane...

worldxplasma: Yeah, idiot...

worldxplasma: Ban yas...

(Yasuo has been banned)
(Waiting for bans 4/6)

JuanitoandTyrone: Wow, reported

Dedskii: For what?!

Havikion: wow, you're actually going to report him...

Bob The Bmer: He isn't

Dedskii: Ok, good. Who's next? Cho?

Darkshot271: Did you want to play Cho?

Dedskii: Nah, I don't wanna face one.

Dedskii: OP AF in Twisted Treeline

Bob The Bmer: You can ban Cho if you really don't wanna play him

worldxplasma: I heard Ekko is really good on this map. If you don't wanna ban Cho you can ban him

(Ekko has been banned)
(It's your turn to ban)

Dedskii: Ha, I guess I gotta ban Cho

worldxplasma: Who u playing?

Dedskii: Xin, his ult is really good

Darkshot271: Yeah tru

(Cho'gath has been banned)
(Champion Select)

JuanitoandTyrone: Xin Zhao (Locked)

Dedskii: Yo, wtf!

Havikion: Ezreal (Locked)

Havikion: seriously...

Darkshot271: Kennen (Locked)

Bob The Bmer: Riven

worldxplasma: our team comp is ****

worldxplasma: Singed (Locked)

Bob The Bmer: Dedskii who u going?

Dedskii: Sorry, can I have Riven?

Dedskii: I'm good with her

Bob The Bmer: sorry, she's my main

Bob The Bmer: Riven (Locked)

Dedskii: ok...

Dedskii: Orianna (Locked)

JuanitoandTyrone: wow, report this guy

JuanitoandTyrone: troll pick Orianna

worldxplasma: shut the **** up
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(Loading Screen)

Our team:
Xin Zhao
Ezreal
Kennen
Singed
Riven
Orianna

Enemy Team:
Nidalee
Blitzcrank
Fiddlesticks
Jinx
Evelynn
Bard
(Actual s*** team comp)
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(In Game)

(All) JuanitoandTyrone: Report this Ori

(All) 420kidd: Y?

(All) JuanitoandTyrone: Troll in champ select

(All) Bro'Gath: K

An ally has been Slain (Orianna by Blitzcrank)

First blood!

Havikion: C'mon man, don't feed

Dedskii: But I got pulled from the bush

(All) JuanitoandTyrone: Now is intentionally feeding
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Lvl 6

(All) Bro'Gath: Holy crap. Fed Ori is scary

Score:
Orianna 10/2/14
Xin Zhao: 2/6/1
Singed: 1/4/ 20
Riven: 5/1/7
Ezreal: 4/3/7
Kennen: 3/0/1

Dedskii: We have a lot of AOE damage

worldxplasma: lol, let's win fights

Bob The Bmer: we could prob get an ace next fight

Darkshot271: 6v6?

Bob The Bmer: ya!
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Xin ult deals damage and knocks everybody back. Orianna ult brings them back in. Kennen combo stun locks. Ezreal ult is icing on the cake. And Riven ult executes. Instant PENTAkill

Bob The Bmer: WHERE'S MY HEXAKILL?!!!!!

worldxplasma: HERE HERE

Singed chases last person down with ghost and ult, but leaves poison trail on. Flings last player into poison.

Singed has Slain an enemy...

Bob The Bmer: WHAT THE ****

Bob The Bmer: THAT WAS MY HEXA

Bob The Bmer: MY ONE CHANCE A YEAR

worldxplasma: I'm so sorry...

Bob The Bmer: NO! FK U

A summoner has disconnected...
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And we threw the rest of the game without Riven

:(

F*** Hexakill