"Do u want an Algebra?" My math teacher was all up in my grill on the first day of school. Doesn't she know I came from Alucad, the ghettoest school in the hood, and that I just might nae nae her face in? Do I look like I want an Algebra? Is that what my face looks like?
So I slapped her. But, I am so insecure and anxious, so I started crying. A Tumblr patted my back and told me everything would be okay if I just forgot Jesus and didn't shave my armpits. Lol girl who even shave their armpits my armpits shave me. Anyways I cried so hard that I had to run in the hallway! And there was something spectacular there.
My false lashes fell in my nose and I sneezed so hard I fell into a lovely boy. He had hair on his head and dimples and was 5 feet tall! His name tag said : Doodlelyfish.
I blushed so hard I probably should have died. "Call me Brian," Doodlelyfish said. He handed me a tissue because there was so many snots in my nose. He was half robot, so our love was forbidden . How hot is that? ?
"You should probably get to class because it's the first day and you're probably failing right now. " Brian always looked out for me! He was right, so I wiped my nose and ran to my dumb math teacher and took her algebra. Except, now she was giving out Trig! I was so socially unnaccepted that I cried. Then Instagram laughed and said I was fat. What a day.
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Brylan: A Awesome Love Adventure
RandomFreshie Mylan is new at her high school for the gifted (and robots). She is sad because she's lonely and dumb and unpopular. !talk about sad! but all of that changes when Brian loves her and she becomes beautiful and popular and smart! HOW INTERESTI...
