OK so there's something you don't know about me. I have a smokin hot bod. Ofc no one notices because I am unpopular. So I eat my pizza in the corner of the cafeteria where the druggies eat adhd pills and cry because they aren't robots. I cry for the same reasons (metaphorically speaking). By that I mean I cry because my pizza is stale and tastes like a cockroach.
But anyways, I was eating and taking selfies on snapchat and putting them on my 1,000 sec story, when, OUT OF THE BLUE, Brian comes to my trashcan to throw away his lovely pizza crusts. But then something crazy happened! He totally missed the trashcan and got crusty pizza all over my Calving Klein Signature Furniture Blouse!!! He was so surprised!!
"I'm sorry" he said. I was all like "you can eat them off of me if you'd like" because my momma taught me to be polite.
"Lol no" he said. (He said lol because he thinks I'm funny!) I laughed hard so he knew I lol too. It sounded like this :"HEEHEHAAAHAAAHEGEGETAHTAHTAHPOOOOOOO". he loled and put that on his snapchat story. Then he went to robotics club. That's where the robots go to sleep. He's very good at robotics.
What I'm trying to get you to take from this is that I had lunch with Brian. Freaking. Doodleyfish. And he loled with me and snapchatted me. Then my heart did a somersault and then assaulted my liver and then pooped, because guess what I realized?
I'm in love with a half robot.
And he loves me back.
And we're gonna have two kids and name them Gabriel and Samuel.
Isn't that neat?
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Brylan: A Awesome Love Adventure
De TodoFreshie Mylan is new at her high school for the gifted (and robots). She is sad because she's lonely and dumb and unpopular. !talk about sad! but all of that changes when Brian loves her and she becomes beautiful and popular and smart! HOW INTERESTI...
