Youre name is Sperma, a new sperm entering the vagina to your race to the womb. Along the way you meet spermy, a hunksicle who you cant seem to stop loving. A heart throbbing love story thatll leave you in tears from the choice of choosing your one...
*woooooosh* im so nervous..... its the first day of the race. I get shot in and am soaring through the vagina, so far its hard to tell if im winning with all the other sperm here. I dont think I can win.... The race has already begun and I dont know how I am going to compete. As im swimming as fast i can, a bump into a sperm. Its so crowded here, but looking back will only show me the sperms who are already dying. There are millions of us, so much i cant even see whose winning. I push and shove through the many sperm trying to get into the cervix thats a lot distance away from me, when suddenly-
"AHHH!" I say, being pushed behind, someone has knocking me and ive lost my groove while swimming.
"Oh my god! are you alright??? Im so sorry... its so crowded-" the person who knocked me down says helping me up and dragging me with him as he swims fast. "Im terribly sorry."
Im a little shaken, but whatever, I need to win. I scoff and move my hand away from him as hes dragging me. were still swimming fast next to eachother though, I bombastically side eye him.
"Its fine. I-" Oh no... i see millions of our sperm dying ahead of us, for the vaginas acidic environment has started to take a toll on them. I see them, fading away... i shudder.
"Its going to be okay, thats not going to be us. I feel it, were going to make it far!" I nod, still shaken up. As we swim fastly passing the many sperm dying in vagina, all i can do is worry for my safety and if Im even going to make it into the new world. suddenly I see our captain, leading the whole thing. Hes waiting near the cervix which is suddenly i can see in the distance, far but i can make it.
"CMON HUSTLE! YOUVE GOT ONE MISSION, MAKE. IT. TO. THE. EGG. THIS IS EVERYTHING, YOUR WHOLE PURPOSE!" As he says that i look the sperm next to me, i guess i was a little harsh with him he didnt mean to push me down. "Hey...." I say, "Uhm my name is Sperma. Whats yours?" He looks a little shocked, especially since ive been giving him the cold shoulder. "Oh!- im spermly, spermly spermington. im just really excited for the new world, i didnt mean to push you down im sorry..." i chuckle, "hehe its okay spermly.. :) Im also excited. It just feels impossible to win this weeklong race, yknow? Im just excited for the break upahead and getting stay at a hotel for the night after we reach the end of the cervix." He looks suprised "Oh really? I didnt know wed get to stay at a hotel! I thought theyd just make us sleep in the lumps of the cervix until the next morning.." Im getting tired, ive been swimming for an hour straight at this point and my little sperm body is exhausted, i start to huff and puff. "Woah there, are you okay?" i nod, tiredly. "we can hear the captain, hes not so far away were almost there you got this. then were in the cervix." I smile a little, it seems like hes soo close but my little body cant take it.. im tired... i need to go on. For the new world!! i see my brothers and sisters collapsing... that wont be me. IT WONT!!
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After 10 more minutes im here, the cervix. I see it opened a little, going inside and out. "Well done soldier, its a little bit of a squeeze in there about 1 hour minimum. But you got this." I sigh, im already really tired, but I go on. entering the cervix. Its pink and gooey, i squeeze in there with Spermly behind me. Its mucus is thick, and ive heard many died through this part. I wont. Me and Spermly start talking while trying to squeeze through, he told me about his dreams in the big world and how he's excited to meet the egg. Sperm don't talk about if they don't make it, they just talk like they will. But its okay, everyone should believe they have a chance. I tell him about what i want in the big world, what id want my parents to be in the big world. i talk to him about my time in the right ballsack, and how my part of town was known to be big on the race. and how my ballsack already did multiple races. He told me in his part of town only a few races were held and only a select few were chosen to be shot out. We both had a tough time trying too get chosen, but it had to be done. Ive been preparing my whole life for this, my friends. My family. The sperm who thought they were going on a race... the people i love who never got this chance and instead were shot inside a sock. Ive lost many people in my life, Its all worth it though if i make it to the new world.
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His parents were nice, he told me. but he lost them a few years ago to the sock. tsk, i told him how mine went on the race a 3 years ago and my mother died but my father won the race and met the egg. Hes in the new world. Everyone has some idea of what the new world is, a new place with new parents. that's about it though.
