Miley was looking for her lost dildos that Mike Wazoski her best friend threw away her dildos in the swamp as a prank.She had brought her favorite basket that her phsocopath ex (Barney the dinosaur)🐲 gave her and it was decorate with Barney's abs all over the basket, and even though she knew barney was Phycopath she loved seeing his abs it always made her blush and wet(THIS MAKING ME CRY FR) . Shrek was then walking around his swamp because he was looking for his favorite long big slimy butt plug📌 when he saw Miley bending down getting her last dildo, and Shrek thought it was his wife Fiona so he slapped her ass. 🍑
Miley:(Blushes and screams) W-why did y-you d-do that!? 🥺😩
Shrek: (Blushes and thinks) *Wow she's so beautiful and adorable👁👄👁🥵😍* S-sorry...😖 B-but what are y-you doing in my swamp...? 🤨(Still blushing very hard and gets a boner)
Miley: (I look at him shyly as my eyes sparkle by his handsome looks) (Mind: ohhh my😩🥵😍 his delicate touch made my core tickle😩🤭) W-well😖 I-i was trying to f-find my d-dildos...What about you?
Shrek: (Is still blushing very hard an has a boner) I-i was trying to find my favorite long big slimy butt plug... 😖😣 C-can you help me find it...?
Miley: Sure! O-only if you let me use it👉🏻👈🏻🥺 (Starts fiddling with fingers and blushes) Shrek: Alright! (Thinks:)(She's so cute! I should dump Fiona😩😩)
