The Magical Horseshoe

Once upon a time in a small town called Sharkville, lived a family of trees. One day they wanted some peanuts. So they called their son John the bear to ask for some. But he and his gay son the koala had flushed them all down the toilet. But the toilet didn't like peanuts so he threw them back up along with other piles of crap that had gone down. So the trees ate cashews instead!! After eating all the cashews they were full. But then papa tree said "damn I forgot I have a cheese allergy". So he died.

Then Mama tree went to Brazil to take part in the Olympics and left the kiddie trees in the car. They pooped in the car everyone, so then they went to the carwash to catch snails. The snails got scared so they ate a cat. The cat was a guard so they were all sent to prison.

The next day at school two new students came from Alabama. They were twins their names were Ellie and Betty-Sue and they were from Alabama. Betty-sue made the earth mad so it flew away and never came back. BOOOMMM!!!!

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