I Never...

I never put my things away

I never dust my room

I never fix the things I break

I never use a broom

I never take the garbage out

I never buy the food

I never get embarassed

When a person sees me nude.

I never clean the table tops

I never scrub the floor

I never turn the tv off

I never lock the doors

I never wash the dinner plates

I never say a word

I never knew life could be so easy for a bird!

XD