Odd One Out

Meet My Family

Let me start by introducing myself,

My name is Rylie Anne Johnson, I'm seventeen years old and live with my whole family. And it's not just my parents, sisters, and brothers. Oh no it's much worse then that. I live with my twelve siblings, my parents, My mother's parents, My dad's crazy grandmother, and my dad's bum of a brother. That's nineteen people living under the same roof!

Crazy right?

Before you start thinking up a storm of assumptions I'll tell you something that will really help. My family is loaded.

Telling you that helps a lot right?

Well... I think it's time for me to introduce you to my family.

Starting from the top with someone I like to call "The crazy lady"

The crazy lady is my dads grandma. His parents died in a car accident and so the crazy lady raised him. Let me introduce you to her.

The crazy lady's real name is Carla Moore Johnson

Her age is somewhere in the thousands. Not really, but if you looked at her you would think it was. She is known as the crazy lady because if she doesn't take all of her medication bad things happen... gosh... it scares me just thinking about it...So many traumatizing memories...

Okay let's not talk about that...

and move on to the hags that live in our house.

Just please don't let my mother find out that I called her parents that or she'll kill me. I know it's mean but...

Let's just say they deserve it.

Any way the hags real names are Diana Ross Johnson and John Edwards Johnson. Now I know what your thinking" wait a minute, her mom didn't have to change her last name when she got married to her dad because they all ready had the same last name!!!" I know crazy right?

Now, I would tell you why I call them the hags but you'll just have to wait a see.

Next in line is Dylan. My dad's bum of a brother.

His name is Dylan Jane (I make fun of him for having a girl's middle name all the time) Johnson. He is my dads older brother. And I call him a bum because he moved in with us after he cheated on his wife so she took their two kids and left him, he then later lost his job because he got caught stealing money from the company he worked at and then used it to buy vodka, so he could "drown his sorrows". So...that's why I call him a bum.

Okay...next!!!

Now we have my dad.

His full name is Benjamin Cole Johnson. He lost his parents in a car accident and grew up with the crazy lady and his older brother Dylin. He met my mom senior year in high school and got married to her a year after they graduated from college.

My mother. The sweetest, most delicate, most fragile person you will ever meet. Her full name is Angel Rose Johnson. The name fits her perfectly. My mom does nothing but help people, volunteer, smile, and give people a happy feeling inside. And she is the world's worst cook. But no one has the guts to tell her because if you were even to have a funny look on your face after eating something she made she will cry non-stop for hours. Believe me, one time she made this German desert and added ham instead of jam and two cups of salt instead of sugar. And she gave it to me and my siblings. Let's just say we were all in the hospital emergency room for the next twelve hours and my mother was crying for a week strait. Literally, tears were streaming down her face non-stop.

Now that we're done talking about my mom's horrid food I'll tell you a little sonething. My parents were together in high school and my dad got my mom pregnant at the graduation party. But they didn't know at that time so my dad went to college in South Carolina and my mom went to California only to find out she was pregnant with twins. So she found out who the father was (my dad) and called him to tell him the news. Bota-bing-bota-boom they have Carly and Katlyn, and get married after they graduated from college. So... with that I'll tell you about all my siblings, but before we get into that I'll tell you out names from oldest to youngest.

Hint : older twin is on the left side

Carly & Katlyn

Jacob & Danielle

Ethan & Grayson

Me

Max & Rebecca

Heather & Avery

Aaron & Lucas

Like I said before I'm the middle child, and everyone has a twin

but me...

Anyway, let's start with the first set of twins, Carly and Katlyn.

Carly's full name is Carly Rose Johnson.

Katlyn's full mane is Katlyn Moore Johnson.

They are both twenty, and graduated from high school two years ago, they didn't go to college because they both have been working for a modeling company since they were fifteen.

Next we have Jacob and Danielle.

Jacob's full name is Jacob Zuma Johnson.

Danielle's full name is Danielle Luke Johnson.

They are both nineteen and graduated high school last year but decided to take a year off before they went to Stanford.

Okay... now we have Ethan and Grayson.

Ethan's full name is Ethan Grayson Johnson.

Grayson's full name is Grayson Ethan Johnson.

Ya, about that... my parents thought it would be funny if they had the same name but in a different order. They are both eighteen and in senior year in high school. They are both known as star players on the lacrosse and football team.

Now we have the most amazing sibling in the world Me.

My full name is Rylie Anne Johnson.

I am seventeen years old and in my senior year in high school. Before you get confused. Three months after my mom had Ethan and Grayson she found out she was going to have another kid (me). And so when it came time for me to be born I was actually born the day after Ethan and Grayson had their first birthday. And when they were old enough for pre-school the school let me join early. So all three of us went to school together.

Next we have Max and Rebecca.

Max's full name is Max Cole Johnson.

Rebecca's full name is Rebecca Rose Johnson.

They are both fifteen and are freshmen, ya they got in a little late.

Also they are both rock stars when it comes to soccer.

Then we have Heather and Avery.

Heather 's full name is Heather Jean Johnson.

And Avery's full name is Avery Renee Johnson.

They are both fourteen and in the eighth grade.

They don't really do the same thing but they act like best friends.

Heather is in the top five world's best volley ball player, which is really something cause the others are in their twenties. And Avery is famous on Ifunny, Vine, Twitter, and YouTube. And she is a giant fan of something called HomeStuck and someone named Karkat.

Last but not least, we have Aaron and Lucas.

Aaron's full name is Aaron Cole Johnson.

Lucas's full name is Lucas Moore Johnson.

They are both twelve and in sixth grade.

They are well known in little league baseball.

Well that's all of them... damn that took a while.

Now that you now my family I'll tell you a little bit about us. My dad is the CEO for the Apple industry and my mother is a lawyer. That's why we're loaded. And I can't tell you about our house because I haven't seen it yet... that sounds weird right?? Well it's because we're moving to California because of my dads work.

So...

Let the story begin.