The Leaky Cauldron Accident

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One day, Hermione, Ron, and Harry were walking around in London, trying to find the Leaky Cauldron, (a wizard bar). When they walked in, the place was vacant, and destroyed.

?: OH NO!!!! YOU THREE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!


Hermione: Who are you? What is your name, and what is your business here?! What happened in here?!


?: Ummmm my names Grover...... (As Grover says this, his pants fall down, revealing his legs)


Ron: Why are your legs so hairy?


Harry: Are you a sa-


Hermione: YOUR A SATYR! Your not supposed to be here!


Grover: Um........ Can I explain ...ha ha


Hermione, Ron, and Harry: DUH!


Grover: Well...... Me, and my brother Percy were playing around, and found this weird place, it was empty, so we found a weird, magical stick that's 11 inc-


Ron: (looking and winking at Hermione) Stop, stop talking about my penis!


Hermione: *slaps Ron*


Grover and Harry: *laughs*


Harry: Stop lying about your little peewee


Hermione: *shouts* GROVER CONTINUE!


Grover: Percy was playing with it, the next thing you know he's destroyed the place and a ra-


*Ceiling collapses, with 2 random injured people lying on ground*

Grover: PERCY!!!!!


Harry, Ron, and Hermione: DRACO!!!???


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