There's something I need to tell you. I don't have a car. I live 100 miles away from my school and my parents are robot surgeons (I'm adopted) and they work in RoboCalifornia which is a whopping million miles away from where I live in RoboRachetGeorgia. So, every morning and every evening I hitch hike to school. It was the end of my third day of high school and I was hitch hiking as usual in the parking lots. How you do it is you put your thumb up to show that you're available and then you sexy dance and random people lol and take you home. That's what they mean by it pays to be funny.
But anyways, it wasn't working in the school parking lot, so I decided to twerk at the local Zaxby's. By this time it was already 7 o'clock. I was beginning to lose hope and get my emergency sleeping bag out and camp in the wilderness when a familiar figure walked out of the Zaxby's holding a chicken plate. His eyes got really wide at me but then he got embarrassed and looked away. I twerked harder and got closer ago he knew he didn't have to be scared of me. He was super embarrassed, because he started running away from me! He was about to get in his car when I shoved my thumb in the door. This is the day I last my thumb and now it's a stub (sometimes I paint it pink and pretend it's a baby worm).
Brian was really scared by my broken thumb, but I calmed him by letting him touch it. It couldn't hurt him. Then I climbed in his car and told him to drive me to my home in Alucad. He tried to call the police (he was worried about my thumb) but I told him it was okay. Then something crazy happened!
We kissed!
It was an Eskimo kiss.
He was passed out because he threw up too hard.
Then he drove me home and he cried the whole way there. I had to tell him to stop because the gangs in my town would beat him up. I guess he was just overwhelmed with love.
Anyways, when I got home, something you WON'T BELIEVE HAPPENED!
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Brylan: A Awesome Love Adventure
AcakFreshie Mylan is new at her high school for the gifted (and robots). She is sad because she's lonely and dumb and unpopular. !talk about sad! but all of that changes when Brian loves her and she becomes beautiful and popular and smart! HOW INTERESTI...