𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌 ✔

𝖠𝗁𝗇 𝖡𝗈 𝖧𝗒𝗎𝗇

-IRL-

*at the dinner table*

Lisa: so why did you call all us here?

Jennie: because Jisoo's got a man

Rosé:...

Lisa:...

Jennie:...

Lisa: where even is Jisoo?

Jennie: with Ahn Bo Hyun

Rosé: WHAT?

Lisa: WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT WE DON'T??

Rosé: FOR REAL

Rosé: LIKE-

*A knock sound coming from the front door*

Jisoo: GUYS!

Jisoo: OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE

Jisoo: I LOST MY KEYS

*Jennie opens the door*

Jisoo: Thanks Jen

Jisoo:...

Jisoo: why are you all looking at me like that?

Lisa: Jisoo

Lisa: where have you been?

Jisoo: at my boyfriend's house

Jisoo: I literally told you guys-

Rosé: you're straight?

Jennie: oml

Lisa: what does he have that we don't???

Rosé: yeah!!

Jisoo: um

Jisoo: a life

Jennie: oh

Lisa:...

Rosé:...

Jisoo: Jennie, I thought I left you in charge of the girls

Jisoo: you guys should just go to bed now

A/N: my wife's got a man ;-; (I'm happy for her tho)