Original Idea by @Ihavenolife on Wattpad
Contains references to Hunter X Hunter, written by Yoshihiro Togashi. I have no rights to HXH.
Formally written by To Be Added Later, For Privacy Purposes.
God 1
He created the universe but Jinx will be the one to create man-kind.
1:2
Jinx, the black cat, was wrongfully placed in hell, so over the span of a day, he climbed his way up to God's doorstep. As a show of good faith, God offered Jinx one opportunity to defeat him in a battle, no weapon, no killing. Jinx managed to defeat God in a single blow.
1:3
God deemed Jinx worthy of Heaven but Jinx wanted more. He stole all of God's abilities and it was decided that Jinx would now be the true God of Chaos. Jinx became too powerful for the afterlife and God sent him down to an unsuspecting planet where he could freely cause chaos.
1:4
Jinx created man-kind as an alternate form of creating chaos. He was capable of warping the minds of other to better create the desired chaos. This explains Psychopathy, Dissociative Identity Disorder and other such mental issues.
1:5
Through mind manipulation, Jinx can cause wars, drama, and even serial killers while he just sits back and enjoys the show. God believes this to be a good use of the powers he gave Jinx.
Jinx 2
He is the reason we all act the way we do, the reason all things happen to us.
2:1
Jinx found a suitable family to integrate himself into. The Zoldycks are a family of assassins, this profession makes it extremely easy to create the necessary chaos. He chose their eldest son, Illumi, to be his owner, if you will. Illumi had the correct personality and mindset to never question strange events and still love Jinx like the god he is.
2:2
Illumi didn't question why he would often find his completely normal cat standing casually on the ceiling, nor did he want to find out what would happen if he did question it. He simply allowed Jinx to do whatever he wanted, as long as Illumi could still pet and play with him. Illumi was the only person Jinx would ever reveal his true identity to. Even though Jinx was a God, he still loved Illumi as a father figure.
2:3
The Zoldyck family was made up of 8 members, Zeno, Silva, Kikyo, Killua, Illumi, Milluki, Kalluto and Alluka. We don't acknowledge Milluki's existence. Alluka, Killua, and Kalluto often spend their free time with Jinx and have since Illumi adopted him. Jinx believes that these children have pure souls and the only reason they are assassins is because their parents force them to. They don't actually want to kill people.They were treated horribly and never allowed to have a true childhood. Jinx set them free when a few of Killua's friends came to visit. Silva and Kikyo barely acknowledge Jinx's existence as well as traumatizing their children so Jinx often causes them great heart ache. Jinx believes they deserve it. Zeno believes Jinx is a good addition to the family and enjoys giving Jinx belly rubs. Jinx believes that Zeno is a good person.
Zoro 3
Alluka, while still living at the Zoldyck estate, was gifted a black cat, mainly so she would stop bugging her parents. She named him Zoro and because Zoro was of high chaos potential, Jinx gifted Zoro with the capability of animal<->human telepathy.
3:1
Zoro became Alluka's best friend, not only because he is a cat but also because he can talk. They were very similar in personality and in mindset and mentality. Zoro was used as a source of comfort while Alluka was trying to heal from the trauma her parents inflicted on her. Zoro is a great cat and a great friend. Killua and Kalluto also love Zoro and have conversations with him, though Zoro and Alluka are still closer to each other than anyone else.
3:2
Zoro and Jinx enjoyed pulling chaotic and destructive pranks on Kikyo and Silva. They also enjoy annoying Zeno into getting pets while Zeno is working. They consistently lay on his computer and meow until they get attention. They meow simultaneously, almost as if it was planned. This frightens Zeno but still gives them food and attention.
3:3
Jinx has formally invited Zoro to be his first official underling. Zoro will be tasked with eliminating anyone who is to stand in the way of Jinx and/or the chaos that he creates. Zoro is essentially Jinx's bodyguard. Zoro has been given super strength to better protect Jinx. Zoro immediately accepted the position because Jinx is a God and Zoro worships Jinx even though they are friends and have a normal friendship, Zoro still thinks Jinx is best. Zoro is correct about that.
Luna 4
Kalluto got himself his own black cat because Jinx can spawn them anywhere and Kalluto is also thoroughly traumatized.
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Luna was also given telepathic communication to better help Kalluto heal and Kalluto managed to heal faster than Alluka, probably because Alluka is a lot more messed up than Kalluto.
4:2
Zoro, Luna and Jinx joined forces to terrorize Kikyo and Silva, as they should. They filled Silva's office with glitter and hid glitter and glue bombs all throughout the house, only telling the children where they are located so Silva and Kikyo will find them randomly. They would also replace all of the houses alcohol with vinegar. This was especially devious of them because we all know how much of a raging alcoholic Kikyo is.
4:3
After Luna joined the family, Zeno became more concerned. He would walk in to his bedroom and see three, nearly identical, black cats laying in the same position lined up right next to each other — or occasionally stacked on top of each other — on his bed, following him with their eyes. Zeno was about to confront the children about their cats, however, just as he was about to walk into their room, Luna, Zoro, and Jinx came slowly walking towards him, not so slow that it was weird, just slow enough to be highly intimidating, or as intimidating as 3 black cats can be, which, depending on the person your trying to intimidate, might be extremely effective.
4:4
Jinx and Zoro walked up to Luna one day, holding a stack of paper work. Jinx stepped forward and asked, "Would you like to formally be appointed my 2nd in command? This job entails, coming with me on a fair amount of my chaotic endeavors, being gifted a few of your own special abilities to better create your own chaos, and doing my paperwork. What do you say?"
Needless to say, but I'm still gonna anyway, Luna agreed.
Snowflake 5
The next Zoldyck to get a cat was Killua. He probably should've been the first, given his cat-like nature but he's still getting his damn cat so you can't complain.
5:1
This time, the cat was white, I'm not sure why Jinx made a white cat this time but I'm not going to judge. Killua got a white cat and named him snowflake. Killua very much enjoyed Snowflake, Snowflake is a cat, he couldn't care less, as long as he gets food and pets, he's content. Snowflake is also capable of communicating with humans but prefers to meow at people, even the ones who know he can talk. Snowflake is extremely cat-like, in all regards.
5:2
The 4 cats have figured out the best way to concern and/or annoy Zeno. They had the children open his mini fridge and because they all have magical abilities, they casually slept in the fridge and wait until Zeno opens it to play dead in there and scare the shit out of him. After he screams, they all just get up and walk out of his office without looking back. Zeno is concerned but has no more energy to question the things that happen in this house. It is a standard routine for him now. Wake up, expect that the cats will terrorize him. Eat food, expect the cats will terrorize him, go to work, expect the cats will terrorize him. The cats have figured out that he expects the cats to terrorize him so every few days they will "forget" to terrorize him and he will be slightly more concerned than normal.
5:2
Snowflake was created with Jinx's abilities and this time, he was made already one of Jinx's loyal helpers and friends. Jinx did not need to ask Snowflake to be his worker, he was just programmed to already be one. Jinx thought this was helpful.
Facts 6
The true things of life.
6:1
God did, in fact, make worms cylindrical for the purpose of snorting through the nostril.
6:2
Music is wiggly sound.
Color is wiggly light.
Artists and musicians are magicians of the wiggle.
6:3
Cannibalism holds the potential to solve both World Hunger and Overpopulation.
6:4
Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough, now we use them to play with cats.
Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough, now we use them to look at cats.
Science was made for cats.
6:5
Bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum.
Milluki 7
I don't know why he's here.
7:1
Hi, it's me, Jinx.
🎶If you like it than you shoulda put a ring on it.🎶
And you have NO father figure.
NO friends.
And definitely NO bitches.
The End 🤪
