Pizza, one of the most amazing things created by mankind, but Pizza places are the worst things you can come across in your ENTIER LIFETIME!!!
NO, fo real, you have to just sit there for like, 15 mins while being taunted by the smell of meat, cheese, tomato paste, mushrooms, MEAT and, like 589 966 854 other delicious toppings!!!
Then you get the bitches walk right out of there like they just walked out of fucking pizza paradise cause they didn't have to wait two extra mins for their pizza. I know, two minutes isn't long, but it feels like fucking eternity when you're hungry as fuck for pizza.
Some of them can even walk out and come back ON TIME like, WHAT THE FUCK?!? WHENEVER I TRY DO THAT, I WALK IN AND FIND MY PIZZA GIVEN TO SOME OTHER PRICK!
And when you finnaly get your pizza, it tastes nasty as fuck, like, bitch, you Already made me wait fo FIVE fucking years, now this shit taste like a big dirty pile of crap?
I only have seven words for you,
YOU CAN SUCK MY IMAGINARY DICK!
