Gen: Senku kissed me!
Ryusui: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Gen: It was unbelievable!
Ryusui: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Francois: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Ryusui sir, get the wine and unplug the phone. Gen, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Gen: Oh, it ended very well.
Ryusui: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Francois: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Gen: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Francois: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Gen: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Francois and Ryusui: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Senku eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Kohaku: Tongue?
Senku: Yeah.
Chrome: Bad!
Senku, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We're going on a trip-
Kohaku: In our favourite piece of shit!
Gen: Doing 95!
Ryusui: We're gonna fucking die!
Francois: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Suika: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Chrome: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Gen: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Amaryllis: Kohaku and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Senku: What did you do?
Amaryllis: She chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Kohaku: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?~
Senku: That's ridiculous, Gen doesn't have a crush on me.
Chrome: Yes he does.
Kohaku: Yes he does.
Gen: Yes I do.
Gen: Senku and I are no longer friends.
Senku: GEN THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!
Stanley: Xeno... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Xeno: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Stanley: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Taiju: How did you even get in here?
Gen: Senku's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Gen's door"!
Senku: I'm closing the window.
YOU ARE READING
Dr. STONE Incorrect Quotes
HumorA bunch of prompts from the Incorrect Quote Generator website as Dr. STONE characters. (I've already done Enstars and SasaMiya versions, so now it's time for my favourite anime) This story includes my own personal ships, Sengen, Stanxeno, Koharyllis...
