battle for cream island

Funny Doings

(Takes place after episode 2 season 1)

"Here's a fun prank you can pull! Drill a hole into the Bubble Recovery Center, pour tacks, and watch Bubble pop infinitely! Hahahahaha!"

This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.

"Hahahahaha!" I couldn't help but laugh at Bubble, this was the best prank EVER!

Bubble continues to be constantly popped. "It's-" *pop* "Not-" *pop* "FUNNY!" *pop* *pop* *pop*

"Well, it is to me! Hahaha!" I was satisfied hearing her pop consistently.  I walked away, smiling. My work here was done, so Bubble better hope someone can come over and save her!

I walked among the other contestants, still smiling. Suddenly... I was approached by HER.

"Hello, Blocky! You look like you're in a good mood today!"

Bleh, LEAFY. Even thinking of her name makes me angry! My smile immediately turned upside down. I let out a simple "Hi." While giving her the most ticked off stare ever.

Leafy put her arm around me and squeezed me tight, grinning. Ew. I gave her a VERY annoyed expression, trying to give her a hint.

"Hello there blocky! Would you like a yoyleberry?" She exclaimed, handing me some sort of weird purple fruit from her basket.

I sniffed it with my non-existent nose, and I'm not kidding when I say it was the worst thing I've EVER smelled! Ok, well, maybe not the WORST thing I've ever smelled, that award goes to spongy. "Ew! That smells gross! Where'd you even get this thing?!" I exclaimed, holding up this weird "yoyleberry."

Leafy looked at me, annoyed."Well, these are yoyleberries!" She said, as she snatched back the berry and stuffed it in her basket. "But if you didn't want to try, you didn't have to be so rude about it, you know!" She shook her head. "I'll be lowering you on my niceness list!"

Leafy stormed away, and I let out a sigh of relief. Can't waste the energy stored in my VERY strong muscles to fling her away.

I continue walking past everyone. More Firey-Coiny slapping shenanigans, Pencil and Match frantically running around and looking for Bubble (which I'll admit, made me laugh), Rocky vomit (which I nearly stepped on! Gross.) and everyone just doing their own thing.

I find a nice patch of grass to sit on, close my eyes, and relax. Hey, this competition isn't so bad after all! Sure, it might take a while, but it'll all be worth it when I get my hands on that elusive "Dream Island" the Speaker Box told us about! When I get it, I'm gonna let my best buds Pen and Eraser enter, and we're gonna have tons of fun! Eh, maybe I'll let some other people in too, but they should know that they're not immune to pranks or anything. I'm not THAT nice.

"Blocky! Blocky! Wake up!" A voice shouts.

"Huh?!" I quickly rub and open my eyes to see see a thin, long shadow looming from above me. Uh oh. Have fun flying, Pencil!

"Blocky. You Better explain-" *SMACK* I kick her away with FULL FORCE! I smile, feeling satisfied. I look up to see... Pen? Flying midair?!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Pen absolutely FLIES in the sky, doing full 360's. Uh oh.

"PEN! I didn't mean to!!!" I scramble to get up and sprint towards him, panicking. In the distance, I see Eraser turning around, looking up at flying Pen in awe. To be honest, if I wasn't the guy who absolutely launched him, I'd be pretty mesmerised too.

"BLOCKY! What is your deal, man?!" I can't help but chuckle a little seeing him absolutely roll around midair like that. But he's one of the boys, and I'm not gonna just leave him. I continue sprinting as fast as I possibly can. It's a pretty good workout, too!

"AAAAAAAAAA" Pen's rapidly falling downwards, I've got no time. I continue running right below him.

"Don't worry, man! I got this!" I open up my arms, smiling and confident that I'm ready to catch him.

"AAAAAAAAAA- OOF!" Pen crashes on the grass, right next to me and my open arms ready to catch him. Ugh, barely missed!

"Ughhhh... my... head..." He says, completely dazed.

I let my arms down and just kind of... look at him. "Oops. Sorry, man."

Seems like Eraser has finally snapped out of his trance, as he walks right up to the scene. He turns around to look at me, awkwardly side-eyeing Pen's completely dizzy state.

"My... head..." Pen groans.

Eraser looks around before whispering to me. "Dude, what's a head?"

I shrug. "I dunno."

We both continued staring at Pen for an absurdly long amount of time, trying to figure out what to say next. That is, until Eraser says, "dude... what even happened to him?"

I wasn't even gonna bother explaining. "Eh. It's a long story. Maybe he'll be better if we just toss him into Firey and recover him."

Eraser turns to me and smiles. "Smart thinking, man!"

We both dragged Pen's semi-dead body over to the rest of the contestants and talked about annoying contestants we hate. Life is good. Chaotic, but good.

Also, if I learned something from this experience, it's that Firey does NOT like having nearly dead bodies tossed into him. Sucks to suck, I guess. Next time, I'm gonna pull the most epic prank by throwing a REAL dead body into him! Preferably Woody, but I guess Spongy could suffice as well.

The sun set and we all sat down around Firey. He acts like a little campfire to all of the contestants. He doesn't like it, but it seems like TD is somehow able to telepathically communicate with him or something, because whenever he's about to leave, TD glares at him and he sits back down with fear in his eyes. Man, if I knew that ripping out her vocal cords was gonna give her telepathy, I wouldn't have done it in the first place! Ugh, I hate to say it, but I'm jealous. She's DEFINITELY not being given permission to go to Dream Island once I win. Actually, maybe she will, so I can trap her in a recovery center and constantly burn her over a fire! Hahahaha!

Me and the boys all sit down in our corner, talking about what we're gonna do once one of us wins Dream Island. Suddenly, I remembered what Pen said earlier. Something about wanting me to... explain? "Hey, Pen?"

Pen turns around to face me. "Hmm?"

"You said you wanted me to explain something, right? Well, before I uh, accidentally sent you flying. What was it?"

Pen thinks for a moment. "Hmm... uhh... uh... Hmm... HMMMMM... HMMMGHMMMM..."

GB yaps, looking over at us. "UGH! You know you can think SILENTLY, right?!"

Eraser turns to face her. "Whatever, Bossy Bot! We don't care about what you think."

She turns away to face the rest of her team. "Hmph. Whatever. You bozo brains wouldn't be able to comprehend my overbearing intellect anyways."

Eraser gave her the nastiest glare I've ever seen. Too bad Golf Ball had her back turned, I would have loved to see the look on her stupid little face!

Pen's face lit up. "Oh yeah! Now I remember! I was gonna ask you to explain how you got that drill and all of those thumbtacks to trap Bubble in the infinite death loop!"

Pencil and Match immediately turn around to look at me, raw anger and fury in their eyes. Great. That's just wonderful.

Pencil loomed above me with an expression of hatred. "What did you just like, say?"

Match chimed in, yelling, "yeah! Get them, Pence-Pence!"

I look at them and groan. I turn around to facepalm at Pen with an annoyed expression. "We shouldn't have recovered you, man."