pov: you are football watching pep explain to his team

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pep: ok so this game is a game that is NOT any other game. This is a game that we will play with great gameplans.

haaland: i only know tap ins how is this gonna go

de bruyne: pls learn to pass i cant score goals..

haaland: ok

rodri: what is the game

pep: we are playing  plymouth argyle

ederson: oh no how will we play this game, they are dangerous😭

de bruyne: yes i agree they will crush us

pep: shut, now the game plan is to....

Haaland: pass to me?

pep: no.
Haaland:  waaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah

pep: dont cry, look at scott carson he gets no game time
be grateful

Haaland: ok....

Pep: the gameplan is to try and survive 90 minutes without getting dominated by PLYMOUTH ARGYLE

walker: wow ok what do i do

pep: defend

gvardiol: ok

pep: BUT.
you tackle too!

rico lewis: thats pretty much our ro-

pep: B U T-

john stones: i mean what like bro🫠
i think we should sack pep

pep: wait noooooo

haaland: who is the new manag-

CAMAVINGAAAAA

CAMA-CAMA-WOAHHHHHH




de bruyne: who said that

Camavinga: i am new manager

kovacic: bro what💀💀

camavinga: just watch

*man city wins the treble and the papa johns trophy, the greatest trophy of all time*

Kovacic: i take it back

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