this is the most cringey thing I've ever written. But what else am i meant to write!? It's all shits and giggles anyway, also hi logan
Logan walked into his favourite coffee shop before he headed to work to pick up his coffee, as he entered the shop his eyes locked with a beautiful..... amazing.... 9 feet. 6 inches tall. Goth. Vampire. Mommy.
It was like Logan was put in a trance with this amazing woman, Logan had always thought he was a dominant strong man, but when he seen this women he magically turned into a small submissive man(don't deny your bottom-ness Logan.)
Logan tried to ignore this beautiful women as he went up to the counter to order his coffee,
"Hey Logan, the usual?" Fish asked him with a smile, Logan returned the smile and replied "yeah of course fish, you know me so well pal!", once he ordered he sat down at the table across from the women, he stared at her in awe before she caught him staring at her, Logan quickly turned away, suddenly fish walked up to the women giving her the drink she 'ordered', little did Logan know fish had switched the women and Logan's order, so Logan had no choice but to talk to her."Hello, I think you have my drink" Logan stood there awkwardly in front of the women staring up at her, "do I?" The women replied looking down at her "yeah I'm pretty sure that says my name.." he replied again
"Really?, so your name is.." she looked at the cup "Logan?, is that right?"
"Yep.. that's me, Logan." He was nervous around this beautiful women, I mean who wouldn't be?
This was Logan's most awkward moment he's ever had in his life. Yet still he loved this mysterious women none the less.
"What's your name?" Logan asked the women, she looked down at him then replied, "sit down, let's talk for a bit." She smiled at him, of course Logan sat down almost instantly, "so what's your name?" Logan asked the mysterious woman, she answered him "'my name is Alcina Dimitrescu."
"That's a beautiful name, for a beautiful women" Logan replied in attempt to rizz the women up, but the women just stared blankly at him,the entire coffee shop went silent in embarrassment, nikki, Logan's friend face slapped herself in embarrassment for Logan.2 week time skip
Logan had talked things out with Alcina and they became good 'friends', suuuree there was a kiss or two between them but that's totally a thing friends do!, Alcina had developed a liking to Logan too and decided to make the first move.
"So, Logan.I was wondering if you would like to go out on a date with me on Friday?" Alcina was very smooth with it and it left Logan blushing, he replied with "as in a friend thing? Sure why not!" Logan was very clueless when it came to women asking him out, and it was quite obvious too..
"No, Logan in a...dating kind of way." She corrected herself hoping Logan would get what she meant, which he did.
About 2 minutes later.
"A date, date?, like dating? As in I can be your chair- ahem I mean boyfriend?" Logan answered her.
"Yes Logan. A date."
The night of the long awaited date
"Logan, dear are you ready to go?" She was dressed in her iconic white dress and her black hat, with of course her red lipstick, Logan on the other hand was wearing a casual pair of jeans and a shirt, "Yeah I'm ready, let's go."
Logan had no clue where they were going but he was very excited, they eventually arrived at a beach, Alcina grabbed a picnic basket and the pair walked onto the beach, they set up the midnight picnic and sat down, they opened a bottle of red wine and talked for a while, eventually everything was quiet and they ended up sharing a lovely kiss.
About 2 years later
Logan and Alcina have been dating for 2 years now and logan wanted to ask her to marry him. He got the ring and now he was going to ask her,. They went for a walk on the beach where they had their first date, they walked around for a bit before logan got on one knee and proposed to her "Alcina Dimitrescu, would you make me the happiest man alive and let me be your chair- I mean husband?", of course Alcina said yes.
They started planning the wedding, and sent out in invitations to fish, ladyofwhims,Annathebanana, amy g, Amanda,Nikkimuffin, and all of the twitch stream chat, a few months later they got married and a few years later they had 3 vampire goth babies and lived happily ever after.
The end.
Then Logan woke up from his dream and realised it was all a dream and that he was just being dululu🤗
This is the cringest thing I've ever written and I will never recover.
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