"Happy birthday Haruomi."

"how to hold in your semen"

Is one of my most googled sentences.
For fucks sake,my best friend Haruomi is so goddamn sexy.
NOT GONNA LIE. He gave me mouth to mouth once,and god that was hot.
Haruomi keeps calling me a good boy on this app called discord,and that just makes my cock so fucking hard!!

Whenever he opens his mouth to sing I often imagine what it's like to be his girlfriend and hear him moan,
Yeah it's kind of a bro thing..
I can't wait to smash him one day! I'll be his bottom twinky boy FOREVER!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Anyway. The reason I'm talking about him is because...well...
TODAY IS MY ALPHAS BIRTHDAY!
And I'm way more than excited to see his cock sucked and wet today.
It's cause...I haven't gotten him a gift..so I'll just...yknow
... give him birthday sex..

BUT WELL I don't know for suuuure if he's homosexual. It just appears like it to me! He hates titties! He likes me! My twink body! My twink voice! He likes omega males!!!!!!!!
I don't think you understand how stressed I am right now.
Imagine he says no to my gay sex offering and then it's just awkward cuz I have no other gifts.. I guess I'll risk it.

Oh...Right! My name is Chisei.
I forgot to mention,I'm so quiirkkky!!><
I'm meeting him in a dark alleyway cause he would so be into public sex.
THERE IS NOT A WAY HE CAN REFUSE MY GAY SEX OFFE-
"Chisei. Have you been waiting long?"
A cold dark voice spoke up.
"No." I fidget with my nails behind my back.
"Happy birthday Haruomi." I say like an alpha in my twinky shota voice to arouse him faster.
"Thank you." He smiled at me.
HE FUCKING SMILED AT MEEEEE
RRRAAAAHHHHH
"Have you got any plans? Anything you wanna do today?" I ask while walking closer to him.
"Not really.. well actually this might sound like a twelve year old girls wish,however.. I've always wanted to ride a magic pony carousel while eating cotton candy." He blushes lightly.
What did he just say. What the FUCK did he just say.
He would prefer THAT over what I'm about to offer him!?

"Wow. And here I am thinking you're the kind to wanna get sucked off on your birthday." I smirk.
"....What does suck off mean Chisei?"
"Are you for real." My jaw is wide open.
"....Yes...?" He says.
"....YOU GOT NO DRIP CUZ YOU GOT RATIOD YOURE JELLY YOURE SALTY YOUR INSULTS ARE SO MILLENIAL YOUR VIBE IS SUS CUZ YOU DIDNT PASS THE VIBE CHECK YOU PLAY AMONG US YOURE SO NOT POG." I scream at the top of my lungs.
"PARDON?" He looks scared.

"So-sorry! I meant...fuck...uh.. Do you want me to ride your cock!!!" I scream.
"Huh..?" He seems flabbergasted.
"DO YOU WANT TO SMASH ME!?"
"With a baseball bat?"
"FUCK OFFFFFF"
"What?"
"Haruomi. Bro. Dude. Buddy. Broski."
"What is it!?"
"Do you want to have gay sex."
"No..I'd rather ride my carousel."
He smiles.. maybe he's happy with his carousel. And ....not me..
I see how it is. Let's go to the carousel then..

"Fine.. we can go!" I smile at him.
"POLICE." Yuta screamed.
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!" I start crying out of fear.
"You're under arrest for sexual harassment. What are you saying to this poor man!?" He says as he cuffs me.
"IT- I- ITS A MISUNDERSTANDING! HES MY BESY FRIEND!" I say.
"BULLSHIT."
"HARUOMI TELL HI-" As soon as I turned the fucker disappeared on me.

HAPPY BIWTHDAY HAWUOMI♡♡♡♡♡