After his water breaks he starts shouting for help, a few people come over to help Jason, he sits on the floor with his legs open and starts to push, after a few minutes of pushing a babies head pops out of his butt, with even more pushing the whole baby comes out. Jason reaches behind him and grabs a bottle of vodka from the shelf and starts drinking the vodka neat as he screams in pain. "I THINK THERES ANOTHER ONE!" He screams as he feels another babies head start coming out of him. He downs the whole bottle of vodka and then reaches for another one while still pushing out the second baby, after another 10 minutes of pushing the baby finally comes out. Jason gets handed the two babies and he grabs 3 bottles of vodka and then walks home with the babies. Once he gets home he sees Harry sitting on the sofa. "Harry, I just gave birth in Tesco." Jason said. "OH MY GOSH! WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES!?" Harry screamed. "Shakira and Nicki Minaj." Jason replies. Before Harry could say another word there's a knock on the door, a very loud knock. Jason goes to answer the door and his mother is standing right in front of him. "Hey Jason, I know you probably don't want to see me but i heard you just had twins" Jason's mother says. "Mother... Why are you here?" Jason replies. "Jason, I've ran out of money and I can't buy any more weed, could you lend me some money, I'll pay you back as soon as I can."His mother says. "Fine, take this." Jason says while handing her some money. "Now go home, mother." Jason says before slamming the door in her face.
A few days later Jason gets bored while at home and he decides to go back to the gay club to hopefully meet someone new, when he gets there he sits down at the bar and orders a vodka and coke. While he's drinking his drink a man comes and sits down next to him, he says his name is Dj Khaled and they start chatting, after being at the bar talking for hours Jason decides to ask "Hey, Khaled, would you wanna come back to my house to get a bit freaky?" Khaled says yes and they leave. When they arrive at Jason's house they rush upstairs and get it on, a few hours later they finish having sex Khaled gets up and starts walking to the kitchen as Jason follows, they find the alcohol and start to get absolutely hammered. after they finish 2 bottles of vodka they start shagging again, this time on the kitchen floor. Harry wakes up and goes to get a snack only to see Jason and Dj Khaled having sex on the kitchen floor. "JASON WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Harry screams. "AHH!!! IM NOT DOING ANYTHING!" Jason shouts. "WHY ARE YOU SHAGGING DJ KHALED ON MY KITCHEN FLOOR, GO BACK TO YOUR BEDROOM!" Harry screams. Jason and Khaled get up off the floor and run back to Jason's room, once they get there they have sex all night long.
