Jacques x Ennui fanfic

The boner

Throwback in episode 20 of the Ridonculous Race
POV of the ice dancers:
Jacques: We should get rid of the goths
Josee: Right, we should use garlics and wooden spears
Jacques: They are not vampires, Josee. I dont think they have a weakness
Josee: Everyone has a weakness and i know theirs. *looks at Loki, Ennui's rabbit*
The teams arrive in Mexico
*Jacques and Josee approach Crimson and Ennui*
Jacques: So do you like stuff?
Ennui: Not particularly
*Jaques pretends to fall on ennui to grab his rabbit but accidentally grabs something else*
*Ennui whimpers secretly enjoying it*
Jacques: Ah sorry, i tought... nevermind *reaches to grab his rabbit but Ennui stop his hand and places it on his crotch and winks and Jacques*
*They get up and clean themselves from the dirt*
In the confessional:
Jacques: The goths look strong, we should form an alliance with them
Josee: Is this a joke? We are trying to get rid of them *says Josee not knowing Jacques only wants to ally with them to have an affair with Ennui*
Confessional ends
Meanwhile the goths' confessional:
Ennui: Should we form an alliance with the ice dancers?
Crimson: We dont do alliances
Confessional ends
Meanwhile in Mexico
*Crimson and Jacques prepare themselves to eat the spiciest pepper while Ennui and Josee are climbing the first level*
Jacques to Crimson: So uh, your boyfriend, how long have you been together with him?
Crimson: 3 years. Its not much
Meanwhile
Josee to Ennui: You and your emo girlfriend will go down
*They jump and get out of water*
Jacques: JOSEE! GET ME MILK
*Jacques sees ennui getting out of the water, wet on every inch of his body*
Suddenly Jacques only cares about looking at ennui, completely forgetting his mouth is on fire from the pepper.
*Jacques gets hard*
Jacques: Erm i have to.. go to the bathroom...
*Jacques runs behind a bush to fix his problem*
Meanwhile
Josee: Get lost weird vampires *throws garlic at the goths*
Jacques is back and noticed ennui is looking weird at him but ends up winking at Jacques