🚬Lil Jeep🚬

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"You sure you can drive like this?" Tetsu asked worried "yeah I'm good, I don't have far to go and if you're too worried I can call Noya and Tanaka" he laughed "they're worse sober than you are tipsy" Kou laughed "they sound fun to road trip with" Tetsu glanced at me driving "we should go on a road trip like old times" Kou looked confused "we used to go on road trips, one for spring break, one for winter break and sometimes three during the summer depending on if I had to do anything for my mom" I explained exasperated "let's ask everyone if we should go soon, we'll definitely need Tanaka and Noya's bus" Kou looked confused again "they have a bus? Like a school bus?" "Yeah and they fixed it up just for road tripping" I pulled out my phone "call them to meet up at the spot, they'll get everyone else there too knowing them" Tetsu called their loud asses and let them know.

Reaching our spot, we saw them running over to my car "yo why you look like that Kenbro?" "Yeah you look like a goth drag queen" they laughed "I scared off Alisa with this" I wiped off my make-up and brushed out the hair chalk "Alisa as in Lev's sister Alisa?" Tanaka asked "yeah my mom wants us to get married, like I'm into women" I scoffed "she doesn't know you at all. Are you sure she's your real mom?" Tanaka asked "honestly I'm not even sure anymore but I know my dad is my dad because she reminds me every day that I'm the reason he's gone" I laughed as everyone just stared at me "kitten you know that's toxic behavior right? Even if that were true she shouldn't be throwing that in your face" Kou said angrily "it's okay, I've realized it and I turn it into a joke because it doesn't even hurt anymore. I know that he left because he couldn't stand my mother and because he wanted me to live a normal life instead of being an international idol. I've talked to him on a couple occasions and he has another family with more kids and I can't wait to meet them when I go on my next tour" I found myself smiling thinking about all of the siblings I finally got "Oh kitten you're so adorable" I was forced into a group hug.

"Anyways we wanted to meet up because we were thinking about another road trip soon with the bus" Tetsu said "hell yeah the bus really needs to get back on the road! We need to get everyone else on board so we can make actual plans" Tanaka was already making calls "oh my god is that Kenma Kozume!?" I heard a bunch of girls scream "oh shit, run!" We all ran to the skate park and hid in the tunnel "Kenbro you should really wear a hat or something when you're in public unless you want to run every where you go" Noya laughed "I do need some sort of disguise-" I was cut short by someone throwing a hoodie on my head "this useful enough?" Tetsuro asked when I pulled it on over my head "it's fucking huge but I guess it'll work" I rolled the sleeves up a bit and smoothed my hair down in the hood.

We sat in the tunnel and made plans for a road trip in the next week, an hour later Suna, Samu, Kiyoomi, and Iwa entered the tunnel. I sat back and sighed "are y'all hungry? I can order pizza or we could go somewhere and get free food" I laughed "you could legit get us free food? Where from?" Tanaka was excited "wherever you want, I know people from every place we eat at so I can just let them know I'm coming" they all gaped at me "You mean I can get a five course meal and pay nothing?" Suna asked "if that's what you want, I can make that happen" he shook his head "I think I'd rather have wings honestly. I just got done smoking a bowl" he pushed his hair back "and you didn't bring any for me? I'm hurt" I laughed "We can go back to my place to smoke if you want?" He said with a wink "ayo watch that wink Suns" Kou said holding me "he means no harm Kou, he has a boyfriend right there" I kissed his cheek "doesn't mean we don't want a threesome with a celebrity" he sang holding Samu "Rin you're gonna get yourself beat up" I laughed when I saw the glare Kou was giving him.

We decided on eating wings and burgers and I also took the liberty of buying us some sake and beer "to Kenma who is the best damn singer I've ever met and who decided that it was a good idea to give Noya and I alcohol!" Tanaka cheered standing on Suna's livingroom couch "good job Kenma now they're never gonna shut up" Kiyoomi deadpanned "let them have their fun Omi Omi" Atsumu said sitting on his lap sipping a beer himself, he muttered a fine and held Atsumu closer. I was five bottles of beer, two shots of sake, and ten puffs of Suna's blunt in and the room was changing colors "hey Koutaro c'mere Kenma wants to tell you a secret" I shouted across the room gaining the said man's attention "what is it squish? Woah you're plastered" I could see him laughing but I couldn't hear anything "let's go lay you down and get some water in you" he helped me up and told Kiyoomi and Atsumu where we were going "don't have sex you two!" Atsumu yelled as Kiyoomi said that was gross.

I was handed a glass of water, which I gratefully accepted and downed in one go. "Hey! You're supposed to pace yourself, not drink it all in one go" Kou took the glass from me and took my jacket off "Kou we can't, not here. We can go back to my place" I stood up to get pushed back down "I was just taking your jacket off so you can lay down, you're too plastered to remember anything or consent to anything right now. Maybe we can talk another day about it" I couldn't see clearly, but I think he was blushing,"so you don't want to have sex with me? Am I not good enough?" I started to cry "it's not that, I do want to have sex with you but not here and not while you're drunk and probably won't remember it" he kissed my head "lay down and get some sleep" he played with my hair and I fell asleep almost instantly.

I woke up to a blinding light in my face "ah what the fuck?" I covered my head with the blanket and rolled into something warm, I looked up to see Kou smiling down at me "good morning sleepy head" I groaned at his mock cheer "what the fuck happened last night? My head is killing me" he smirked, "you don't remember anything?" I paled "did we?" I lifted the blanket and sighed seeing that we were both clothed "we didn't do anything but you were sad when I said you wouldn't remember anything if we did have sex" he chuckled as I hid my face in embarrassment "what'd I say?" He smirked "to make it quick I took your jacket off and you thought we were gonna have sex and said to go back to your place and I told you that we weren't and you wouldn't remember it and you got sad and asked if you weren't good enough and I told you that wasn't the case but that you were plastered and wouldn't remember anything" I was so embarrassed "I really asked you to have sex with me? Oh my god how embarrassing" I hid under the blanket. I groaned and rolled back onto my stomach "just kill me now, you probably felt weird trying to answer it" he laughed "no it was just funny to me that you would even think about leaving to your place to have sex"

I was jumped on "wake up you lazy whore" Tetsuro yelled "you almost broke my fucking back you bitch" I rolled him on to the floor and sat up "it's noon and we're all hungry and hungover so we need food and ibuprofen-" "speak for yourself" Rin walked in "except for Rin because he's immune to hangovers" I just groaned again "fine, fine where do you want food from?" I threw the blanket off and got up "Waffle House!" Tetsuro cheered, and everyone agreed."You guys really want Waffle House? That's a 3am thing when you're really drunk. What about IHOP or Bagel Docks?" I sighed, and everyone decided on Bagel Docks.

After everyone had sat down to eat, I got an idea "hey I just had the best idea ever! Why don't I make my own agency and mentor other upcoming singers and bands?" Everyone just looked at me "are you serious? You're only nineteen, and I don't know who would let you own your own agency" Tetsu said "Im the number one idol in Japan, I can do whatever I want to. All I have to do is talk to GY, find at least two singers or band, and voila I have my own agency. Now, does anyone know somebody that can sing?" I looked around, and nobody said anything. "I can sing!" Tooru piped up "oh and Iwa, Bo, and Kū also have a band that they're trying to get Tsukki to join-" "Tsukki's in Shoyo's dumb band, has been for over a year" a band, really? "Suna and Samu can sing and play really well" Tsumu said and got punched by both guys "in that case Kyo and Tsumu can also sing" I looked around "so everyone can sing? Why didn't anyone tell me?" everyone looked uneasy "it was because we thought you weren't coming back and I guess it slipped our minds" Noya said for everyone "I always come back like an annoying itch that never leaves" Yoomi gagged and everyone laughed.

After we left the cafe, I called Akasshi to talk to GY and get me an agency. "What would you call the agency? It needs to be something really cool like Firebird Industries, or Golden Eagle" Tetsu said, throwing an arm over my shoulder. "Absolutely not! It has to be something unique and magnificent like this Kozume&Oikawa Inc." Atsumu laughed "why is your name there Kawa?" Iwa hit him "hey that hurt and because I was the first one to say that I could sing, so I should be in the name-" "you're an idiot Tooru, Kenma doesn't want your name beside his" Iwa interrupted "so mean Haijime" Kawa walked over to Tsumi "oof you fucked up Iwa-" "go apologize for that one" I said pushing him to his boyfriend "okay how about K&A industries?" Kou suggested "who's the A?" He gave me a duh look "it's Akasshi, since he's going to be helping and all" it was perfect "I like it, it'll be perfect. All we need now is a building, and we'll be good to go" we made it back to Suns' place, and I decided to head back home to change and shower.

I deadass forgot this book existed and I promised to continue it💀I will find the will to finish it up somehow. It'll be like my other stories and may have a rushed ending. I kinda fell out of the Haikyuu fandom cause I've been a bit obsessed with MHA as of late. I'll get chapters out as soon as I can. Anyways Kittybear out ✌🏼

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 14, 2023 ⏰

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