the four little gutentags

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all four little gutentags resided in the stale town of mandarin, all living their leafy little lives.

temperature was a little gutentag who played barista simulator 3000 in her spare time. she made drinks for prissy little cunts who spat on her. one day temperature got 69 degree burns and was rushed to hospital.

spagliato watched through tears as the beautiful temperature was taken to the hospital room. she knew she was destined to be with her even tho they j met so she called her friend bill nye the science guy. he said he couldn't talk rn coz he was filming his 73435th episode of bill nye. this drove her to more tears.

on december 23 spagliato got married to temperature by mr clean coz he was the man who marries people. they walked down the isle and dr phil threw rice with paul blart the mall cop and dr phil yelled, 'take em to the ranch!!'

they decided to go tour pakistan, iraq and iran for their honeymoon. they went to margs choc factory too cuz they could get free chocolate AND their motel has free cheese samples for 1.99 a night they had a very nice time at margz.

spagliato was also a mukbang youtuber and was filming a collaboration with trisha paytas and nickado avocado. they were doing mcdonald's ice cream mukbang but the machine was broken so they ate air. bella hadid goals!! trisha had a mental breakdown in the kitchen and avocado somehow gained 7kg. spag earned 4 subs!!

eventually spagliato  and temperature got a divorce cause of mr biggs. the whole world was in tears, especially spag's 4 new subscribers. temperature moved on but spag was dying inside. she was broken. so she booty called trisha.

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jojo skids was a little emo scallywag who checked her man for ballsack cancer every week. she felt him up for tragical cancer on this particular day, but instead found out he actually had a micropenis so she broke up with him.

as a newly single woman, jojo joined an emo rock band and did a world tour!!! she went to ethiopia, the city of kiev in ukraine, and nigeria!! all 7 of her loyal fans enjoyed her rendition of basket case by the rhythmic dogs very much.

jojo felt empty on her world tour tho. like she was missing the big goddess puerto rican booty to her penis. she searched far and wide for her missing piece. until one warm night, she found an amongus potion under her bed.

she ordered the amongus potion from the dark web, and supposedly, when you drink the amongus potion at 3am you will turn into the imposter from amongus!!

josie took a swig. and she suddenly felt different...

you my pretty little galway girl😜😜😜 she began to sing

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you my pretty little galway girl😜😜😜 she began to sing

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chaniqueefy was a jobless little lazy shit who leeched off of her friends incomes. she did her usual unemployed activities like kicking the absolute shit out of homeless people. one day she was walkng out of the alley after a quick kickboxing sesh on a feral street person . she was so brocken and deprssed coz her mum didn't transfer her lunch money but soon after she saw sexy larry cucumber with his gorgeos cumber curves bouncing towards her. she ddnt know what to do. she froze immedialty. larry was to seggsy for her.

they exchanged hay day farm id's and queefy listened to "emosaurus rex" (an original song by global superstar jojo skids) while wistfully walking down the streets. then she saw a level 10 gyatt in front of her eyes and it was none other than spagliato and her new bbl.

"i gyat something in my eye🤪🤪🤪" said queefy. spagliato upper cutted her nose and yelled "ion mix with your kind boy!" and everything went black.

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