Hidden & Nationalistic: Swinging Into Debt

Intro: Pegging Inclinations/Overture: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

What's up guys, still not knowing whoever the fuck this is, back again at the new and probably schizophrenic adventure of the biggest Serbian nationalist and femboy from Florida, Zdenko Kotromanić, on his quest to find out, how the fuck he managed to spend all the 10 million dollars he and Jesse Pinkman earned after making Walter White grow cancer out of sheer fucking hatred.

Following the catastrophic events of 2025, where our furry hero managed to destroy every living being in Poland, preventing Janusz Korwin-Mikke's dictatorial left-wing pro-femboy rule and his most retarded decision in entire goddamn life, fusing with Brad Pitt, who was sent from Hell because Godsepticeye thought that Hell must be gentrified and cleansed from all good souls that are residing there.

With that decision, the late King of Hell Vučić unleashed the most catastrophic ordeal in the entire history of the Catholic Church, getting himself and Pope killed, sending Chilli Monsters and Skeliton's on a murdering rampage against the dental hygiene in the United Kingdom, while Jeff Bezos, one of biggest Brad Pitt's cocksuckers ever, orchestrated a rebellion in the Fraud Circle of Hell after enslaving several Family Dude Unfunny Moments dolphins that are making orders like Seth MacFarlane and the writing team are trying to do with jokes, but all of this ended up extremely badly, as the Slough defenses fell, and Rishi Sunak decided to DDD Slough to cutaway Hell's creatures from entering UK and managing, to peacefully co-exist with British people, since they are all the same.

Now, it is up to Zdenko Kotromanić, after God mercilessly tried to contact him about a new jobber opportunity, but John Lennon'd him, which only means one thing: that's right, he became a wife beater and a millionaire doing nothing for peace and justice, and instead, he was just crying in his song how he was a working-class hero. In truth, Zdenko genuinely started loving his life, after he and Violeta married Erika the Peach, and he didn't want to give up pegging he could never dream about.

So then, what to do, what to fucking do, asked God Himself Russianly Badgerly, and bang, just like Green Day's song, he created a jolly good idea bruv, you just a chav. 

With the power of Lockheed Martins now being unprecedented in American society, God decided to psy(chic)ops James D. Taiclet and tell him that the change in the world is coming, and the boosting of their sales must commence by being Jonathan Irons in this Call of Lockheed Duty scenario, and once the Elden Lean and GRRRRRRM wrote yet another stupid and unnecessary backstory about circumcision and incestuous pedophilia in the ranks of the Blood Kingdom, Ssethtzeentach, the leader of the Merchant Guild, also heard the voice of God, convincing him that the African Warlord must purge, plunder and steal for next sponsorship.

As the darkness falls over the world again, Godsepticeye decided to lean a bit into the Tuesday after resting following the debacle of Saturday one year ago. 

In 2026, he bought new streaming equipment, Springlock suits that were sent to Hell to continue waging the war against Jeff Bezos and the evil side of Tom Cruise, who are trying, via Putrid Hearts of Imbeciles 4 research tab, to find out how to make Dolphins detonate over Heaven.

So get that buds and make Tails wiggle his fucking Tail Zdenko Kotromanić, and be prepared to enter into yet another horrific adventure, trying to find what has been lost: money, family, and sanity, one of three being kind of hard to find in these trying times, when all of us just want to suck an egg like MatPat did after being challenged by manchild furry artist, Markiplier. 

OVERTURE

The_Chairman woke up following a prophetic nightmare, in which he saw the worst enemy of the Netherlands, Zlatan, being resurrected via destroyed soul fragments reduced to ashes in a previous arc of everyone's lives.