Gilmore Girls Season 8

Episode Three: When Bad Things Happen To Okay People | Part Two

Luke and Lorelai looked at each-other when they heard the crash coming from downstairs as Luke got up, putting a shirt on, grabbed a baseball bat from the corner of the room and started walking downstairs. Lorelai followed closely behind. When they got downstairs they saw a sight seen before.

Kirk.

Butt-naked.

Eating pastries.

Night Terrors.

Again.

Oh my God.

Lorelai shrieked and looked away quickly as Luke groaned. Luke grabbed a table-cloth and managed to use it as a towel to cover Kirk. Lorelai burst out laughing as Luke had a look of horror on his face. Luke has had to do this a lot as of recent. Kirk's girlfriend, Lulu, was aware of Kirk's night-terrors, but she was a heavy sleeper so she never noticed when Kirk suddenly disappeared.

"I'm going to take him home, go get some rest." Luke laughed. Lorelai nodded and headed upstairs to fall asleep in a peaceful rest.

Rory had finally decided a few weeks ago that she wanted a Facebook, so she ignored her mom's comments about it and finally made one. So when Rory woke up in the mornings, her first thing to do was to check her new Facebook.
Logan Huntsberger added you as a friend.
That was quick. Rory hit the accept button as her mom burst through the back door.
"Boy, do I have a story for you." Lorelai laughed sitting down next to her daughter at the dining table. Rory's phone went off showing a text from Logan on the screen and Lorelai oversaw.
"You and Logan are talking again?" Lorelai questioned.
"Sort of, not really. Just he wanted to go grab coffee in a few weeks and sort of agreed then he text me, just now." Rory felt like she had done something bad by the way Lorelai's eyebrows raised a bit.
"And does Jess know you two have been talking again?"
"No," Rory said quickly then said, "not yet. I'm going to tell him. Plus Jess and I haven't even figured out the technicalities of who we are yet."
"Okay..." Lorelai said.
"So tell me this story you had." Rory was desperate to change the topic.
"So it was the dead of night, everything was fine over at Luke's as we were falling asleep until bang! We heard a crash downstairs and so Luke and I crept downstairs and turned on the lights and it was Kirk."
"Kirk?"
"Butt naked."
"Night terrors?"
"Yep."