"Your weird"

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Y/ns pov:

"GOD MATTHEO CAN YOU SHUT UP I MEAN YOU HONESTLY THINK EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!?!?!?"

Context: Y/n went on a date with someone mattheo hated* (mattheo is y/ns guy bff)

Mattheos pov:

"NO I DONT BUT.....WHY DRACO!?!? IS SUCH A-A-LITTLE WEASEL!" HE WONT LOVE YOU RIGHT!!!" God damn it y/n went on a date with ferret boy UUGGHHHH why?!?! WHY HIM!?!? WHY!?!?! JUST WHY!?!? I'm so much better for her......

Y/ns pov:

"CAUSE HES RESPECTFUL AND HE ACTUALLY TAKES A DAMN SHOWER" GOD mattheo always makes everything about him....AND WHATS WRONG WITH DRACO!?!? HIS AMAZING-......Kinda.......
BUT THAT DOSENT MATTER WHAT MATTERS IS THAT MATTHEO THINKS HE CAN PICK WHO I DATE UUUGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Mattheo:

"HOLD ON BITC- RESPECFUL WOMAN.....I TAKE SHOWERS!!!"

Y/Ns pov:

"YEAH SUUUURRREEE" ONCE A YEAR!!!"

Mattheos pov:

"YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?"
As I get closer to her..
"IMMA GO TAKE 1  RIGHT.NOW"

Y/ns pov:

"FUCKING FINNALLY"

(Not even 1 second later)

Mattheo: "YOUR STARE WAS HOLDING RIP JEANS SKIN WAS SHOWING HOT NIGHT WHEN WAS BLOWING WHERE YA THINK YA GOING BABY!?!??

Y/ns pov:

"OH.MY.GOD" SHUT UUUUUPPPP"

MATTHEOS POV:
"NO FU*K U"

HEY I JUST MET U AND THIS IS CRAZY SO HES MY MOTHERFUCKING NUMBER SO CALL ME BABY!!!!!!"

(Time SKIP)

Y/ns pov:

"We not going to talk about today?"

As the awkward silence enters the room.....

Mattheo: "No"

Y/n: "FINE"

(THE END)

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Sorry this is shorter then my WHOLE life span but what eva byeeee 🤭

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