Mexican Kitty from Duh Hood

Duh Start

Ight homies,so dis gon be a story bout me and Ik I have berry Gud English so please don't flatter me.Ight so like when I was born,muh dad,his name is Juwan,anyways he wuz like, "aye vato you need to go do some learning in skool and shit foo", and I was like "naw dad dat shit boring man!" Juwan hit me on my head hard as hell cuh and he said "duh fuck you mean you ain't gon learn,orale al la escuale vato." (That means go to school foo incase you don speak Spanish).
So like,I went to class n the teacher was bein all mean bruh.I told her ahh "why does I has to be here?Me smart foo."She was goin all science or sum shit on me foo like "That was very inappropriate young man" idk I got lost after dat n so her stank booty ahh sent me to duh "prencipul" or wutever his name is. Anyways datz duh beginning but nex page is gon be the super duper all duh way back beginning when I was a little vato,Ight?Ight!