South Park Oneshots

(Bunny) I'm back ❤️

Guys.....
He likes me
But
He doesn't like relationships...

So he says we can be friends with benefits 🫢

I'll let you know how that turns out 😃

Here's your Bunny 🥵 *moooooooaaaaan*

(I'm sick)

Butters: 18
Kenny: 19
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Kenny POV:

Alright. Butters should be off the plane in a few minutes.. Want the backstory? Here's what happened.
His parents took him on a trip for a whole week and I've been without him for a whole goddamn week! It's torturing!

I know his parents don't like me and I don't really give a fuck. Soon enough, Butters will be here and I can show him what happened while he was away..

I was so lost in my thoughts, I didn't realize the blonde haired boy until he was within 24 feet of me. He stopped and we just stared at each other before he full on sprint into my arms, making me hold onto him tightly

"KENNY!!! I MISSED YOU I MISSED YOU I MISSED YOUUUU"

"Awww Buttercup! I missed you too, love! I've got a surprise for you later~"

"Oh, really?! "

"Yup! "

"Ahem.. "

I set Butters down and look at his dad, crossing his arms and glaring us down.

"Right... Buttercup, you wanna go with me? "

"Uh just lemme ask them first"

He walks over to his parents an I can kind of hear them but not exactly what their saying, since its kind of loud anyway

He comes back with a face that looks happy but worried at the same time

"Sooooo? "

"Well, I can but they don't want me back until I've learned that your a bad influence"

"Oh? That was... Out of nowhere"

"Yeah. "

"Fuck it, let's go"

He smiles and we interlock fingers, as I drag him outside to my truck. He throws his luggage in the back seat and sets himself up front next to me

"So where we going? Your house?"

"Actually, Buttercup I've got something I wanna show you"

"Okay then"

I drive us around for about 30 minutes, until we arrive at a modern looking house. I pull into the driveway and look over at Butters to see his face full of confusion

"Kenny?"

"It's our house. Well, if you want to move in with me-"

"OF COURSE! W-wait..how'd you get this anyway?"

"I know the right people. I've got a friend who moved out of this house because he went to live with his girlfriend"

We get out and head into the house, closing the door behind us

"Ya like it?"

"Yeah.. It's nice in here"

"I thought you would like it. One bedroom, two bathroom, a kitchen, living room, dining room and there's a balcony"

"Oh Wow. Why'd he move out of here? His girlfriend coulda just moved in with him"

"Well Buttercup, girls are assholes and she wouldn't leave her house. They have a good relationship, it's just she was being stubborn about that"

"Ah.. "

"So, what're you gonna do about your parents? "

"Oh... I guess I'll just go pack my stuff and leave?"

"Alright then. Wanna do it tomorrow? "

"Well, then they'll ground me"

"But your moving in with me"

"Oh yeah! In that case let's just do it tomorrow then"

"Cool. So what now? "

"Ummm..... I don't know. What do you wanna do? "

I smirk, placing my hands on his hips, backing him up into the wall

"K-Kenny?"

"Your so cute~"

"Ken-"

I cut him off with a kiss to the lips, immediately making the connection passionate and heated

"Hmm~"

He moans into the kiss, getting me slightly turned on. When we break apart from the kiss, I look into his eyes

"Buttercup. Can we do something?"

"I know what you mean by 'something' and yea I wanna do it"

"Let's go upstairs"

I lead him upstairs into the bedroom
My friend told me the layout so I know where everything is. We both fall onto the bed, me on top of him

(Ayyy more speedrunning~ 😘)

When we were both fully undressed, I grab the lube from my coat pocket cuz you gotta be prepared ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I pour some onto my fingers and start stretching him.

"Ahh~"

I soon get three fingers inside of him, getting him ready for my length

"Ready babe?"

"Mhm~"

I pull my fingers out and lube up my erection obviously made from the blonde boy underneath me, awaiting pleasure. I slowly slide in, letting him adjust once it's in all the way

"G-go"

I pull out then push back inside of him, earning a soft moan from Butters

"Mmmnn~ Haa~"

I keep going at a steady pace. That is until he gives me permission to start going faster, so I do.

"F-faster! Please Kenny~"

I waste no time in picking up the pace, ramming into my boyfriend hard

"AaAAHH~ mmm fuck right th-there!~"

And there's his prostate. I start aiming my thrusts to hit that spot dead on. His moans grow louder and louder, which just makes me closer to finishing

"K-Kenny!~ C-close"

"Me too baby, just a little longer"

I keep slamming into him, faster than before. He screams my name one more time releasing his load on my stomach. I cum at the sight, filling him up with my load. I pull out and see some spilling out of him onto the bed

"Fuck baby"

"Mmm"

I lay down next to him, both of us breathing heavily still from the high.

"Kenny"

"Yeah, Buttercup?"

He rolls over and rests his head on my chest, his arm going around and hugging me tightly

"I love you"

"I love you too babe"

He looks up and kisses me before falling off to sleep as do I not long after
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Hey I'm back with smut eheheheh

So uh guys...
I was on the phone with my crush and he told me I could call him daddy anytime 😳

I know he likes me bc he told me but I didn't know he was hoooorny like that 🥵

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