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Group: "Ship Names"

**theme**
Pointless group chat (Best friend)

**you added Luke to the chat**
**you added Ashton to the chat**
**You added Michael to the chat**
**you added Calum to the chat**

Calum: what do you want

Michael: heyyy

Luke: hia

Michael: shut up Luke

Ashton: hi, love :-)

You: hey guys :-)

Calum: I see you getting flirty Ashton

You: oh my god

Ashton: no I'm not!

Luke: I like penguins

Michael: can u not

You: you*

Michael: no go away

You: okay fine :-(

**you left the chat**

**Michael added you to the chat**

Michael: don't leave :-(

Ashton: AND YOU SAID I WAS FLIRTY

Luke: I like spending time with you too :-)

Calum: this is very confusing

You: you guys are annoying

Michael: yeah we are ;-)

Calum: I just want to eat pizza wanna go eat pizza?

Michael: No shut the fuck up

Ashton: dON'T FUCKING SWEAR

You: but you just

Luke: just deal with it

Michael: hey wanna go rock out to My Chemical Romance anyone?

Luke: who listens to them anymore?

Michael: wHAT

You: wHAT

Ashton: I feel bad for you Luke

Calum: Luke you are in trouble

Michael: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU I DON'T THINK YOU SEE ME TRASHING YOUR FAVES RIGHT

You: HOW DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC OMFG I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING YOU RIGHT NOW

Ashton: don't swear...

Luke: FUCK ALL I SAID IS WHO LISTENS TO THEM ANYMORE

Calum: well apparently them right?

Michael: You guys suck

You: what about me :-(

Michael: not you though you're awesome

Ashton: what about me :-(((

Michael: no fuck you

You: don't be rude

Calum: Yeah Michael don't be rude

You: go away Calum

Calum: and here I thought I was friends with you

**Calum left the chat**

Michael: don't invite him back

**you added Calum to the chat**

Calum: I knew you couldn't go without me ;-)

You: why did I even put you back in

Ashton: I don't even know why

Michael: same

You: where's Luke?

Luke: FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONS ME

You: hey Lucas

**Luke left the chat**

**Michael added Luke to the chat**

You: awwww Muke :'-)

Michael: we have ship names?

Ashton: you didn't know that?

Calum: do I have a ship name with you?

You: it's called Malum, Muke, Mashton, Lashton, Cashton, Cake, And other ones

Luke: how do you know about this so much??

Ashton: please don't tell me you read fanfictions

Michael: oh god

Calum: please no

You: so I can't tell you about what Jennifer said to Luke? Or what Michael said to Rose? Or where Calum took Brooklyn? Or how Ashton fucked Lucy?

Ashton: wHAT

You: oops

Calum: this is hilarious because I took Brooklyn to Brooklyn hahaha

Luke: what did Jennifer say to me?

Michael: what did I say to Rose?

You: well wanna hear the details of how you guys fucked the character?

**Luke has left the chat**
**Michael has left the chat**
**Ashton has left the chat**

You: I guess it's just you and me Calum

**Calum has left the chat**