𝕎𝕖'𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣

Quotes with the besties

Idk, these are just a thing that I like to write to just chill, and I didn't have much writing time.

Carmen: I've been here in jail so long I think I've lost my mind.
Carmen: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Carmen: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Jet: This is Monopoly.

EJ, holding a scooter: Gina! Can I go outside and play with this?
Gina: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
EJ, running outside: Thanks Gina!
Gina, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

Ricky: Your smile looks forced.
Jet: That's because it is.

Carmen: I'm not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Ricky: *Incoherent mumbling*
Carmen: Huh?
Jet: ...You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.

Sebbie: I'm a general! Wheeeeeeeeeee!

Maddox: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
Carmen: Why is Jet's a monster?
Jet: Maddox, you forgot Carmen's! Its only an empty space!
Maddox, proudly: Exactly.

Gina (brainstorming ideas for pranking Ricky): How much could a serial killer mask possibly cost?
Carlos: Well it's hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it'd be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don't know if I'd be very successful.
Gina: Huh, that's pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?
Carlos: ...I am very passionate about Halloween, Gina.

Nini: You know, you were right.
Kourtney: About what specifically? Because I'm right about a lot of things.

Carlos, texting: Answer your phone
Carmen, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
Carlos: Understood
Carlos, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Carmen.

Ashlyn: You have to apologize to them Maddox.
Maddox: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Big Red: Hello, I'm Big Red. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

EJ: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?
Sebbie: Please don't get arrested.
EJ: No promises! <3
Carmen: Why not both? Get creative!
EJ: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
Sebbie: Please don't encourage them, Carmen.

Carmen, texting: Ricky, will you please go to sleep?
Ricky, texting back: What makes you think you didn't just wake me up?
Carmen, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Carmen, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin' to sleep soon?
Ricky, texting: I'm trying
Carmen, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
Carmen, texting: Okay, don't stay up too late or you'll be cranky :)

Ricky: Two bros!
EJ: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Ricky and EJ, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

Carmen: We call that a traumatic experience.
Carmen, turning to Sebbie: Not a "bruh moment".
Carmen, turning to Carlos: Not "sadge".
Carmen, turning to Maddox: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

Carlos: Relationships should be 50/50. Sebbie cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Carmen: Is five a lot of followers?
Maddox: Depends on the context.
Maddox: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Maddox: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.