Sleep, Eat, Work, Repeat (and occasionally release hits)
Worldwide weirdo: ladies and gentlemen i have an announcement
Floor kisser: hyung there are no women in this chat
Worldwide weirdo: no interruptions. Let me have fun
g.o.d: please let this be normal
letjungcook: with jin-hyung? No way.
Worldwide weirdo: WHATEVER IM MAKING A GROUPCHAT WITH MY FRIENDS.
Floor kisser: what-
Worldwide weirdo has created a new chat
Worldwide weirdo has added 40 people
Worldwide weirdo has renamed the chat 'Dancing in the mirror, singing in the shower'
Worldwide weirdo: ahEM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I HAVE COME HERE TO-
jimin stop typing
Floor kisser: I WASNT GONNA SAY ANYTHING
Worldwide weirdo: so anyways
I have gathered you all here today because i am incredibly bored and literally no one is paying attention to me
letjungcook: DUDE I WAS LITERALLY CUDDLING YOU BITCH
housewife: gayyyy
letjungcook: you gotta problem with dat person i do not know
housewife: lmao no i am also part of the gay
dory: im so sorry but what the actual fuck is going on
old.: language.
maknae: Korean.
funtime: Korean.
maknae: EYYYYYY
funtime: EYYYYYYYYY
Floor kisser: hyung please what the fuck is happening WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
Worldwide weirdo: yknow what forget it yall are gonna have to figure this out on yur own
Floor kisser: haha yur
Worldwide weirdo: jimin.
letjungcook: jimin is now running
lixie: i 100% read that in david attenboroughs voice
joe mama: no way same
yass queen: dude i am literally dying who is everyone D:
maknae: wait this is actually fun
Watch me guess who everyone is
letjungcook: we dont even know who the hell hyung added
shurgs: well we know that were all korean
And im about 90% sure all idols
Worldwide weirdo: DING DING DING
You are correct we are all korean
gg: and the other part?
Worldwide weirdo: hehehe anyways someone help jimin he hasnt moved in five minutes
jinnie: WAIT A SECOND
oobligoob: why am i scared
Michael jackson: ur not the only one
YOU ARE READING
Dancing in the mirror, Singing in the shower
FanfictionJin decides he needs to get everyone meeting each other, so he makes a groupchat where no one knows who any of these people are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Worldwide weirdo: ahEM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE COME HERE TO- jimin stop typing Floor kisser: I W...
