Hey readerz,
This Oneshot is made with two songfics, Troublemaker by Olly Murs feat Flo Rida, and Kiss by Dara. And this is a modern love story of SasoDei. And its yaoi. If you don't like yaoi, then I am warning you DO NOT read if you purely hate yaoi.
From DolcheAngel~
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Everyone knows that if you were in a group called the Akatsuki, you will assigned to a partner and that's the part when you have to cross your fingers so you won't be assigned with a partner who has a different point of view about art,un
Because I do,un.
The name's Deidara and I'm a former shinobi of Iwagakure. I'm 19. I quit being a shinobi and started being a missing nin because I was defeated by a man called Itachi Uchiha. And I had a forbidden kinjutsu,un.
Itachi's not the problem. And Akatsuki's not bad,un.
But my partner is.
Well, for starters, I rather call him danna than only because.... He's older than me, and he is much more experienced than me.
His name's Akasuna no Sasori. Which means Sasori of the Red Sand. He is, like, 35 years old. He loves art.
An eternal, fine art.
As you can see, I rather call fine art a single fleeting moment of explosion,un!
And my arsenal weapons of art is my bombing clay,un!
While Sasori Danna's arsenal weapons were just lame so called 'eternal' puppets that have some simple booby traps inside every sides of his favorite Third Kazekage puppet.....
Oh! And back to me and Danna-un,
We both argued often about the same thing all over again.
About what fine art truly means.
But mysteriously, when I was close to him, my heart skipped more than a beat......
But one day, I crossed the line too far.
We argued the same shitty problem about art. Until I asked an unusual question that seemed to offended Danna.
"What fine art is eternal for you, huh, Danna?"
Since then, he stopped talking to me and when I tried to make it up to him, he just.... ignores me. No matter how I tried, he just ignored my tiny assaults (like easy explosives) and get over with it. I was REALLY desperate for his help because he's a senior student in our high school.
Every week, there'll be a tournament. A fighting tournament which some of the Akatsuki members have been there before. But sadly they lose. Hidan loses to the Shikamaru Nara, Kakuzu loses to Kakashi of the Sharingan that I despised a lot, and Kisame yielded and retreated.
And you can't believe what I'm saying to you but,
THE Akasuna no Sasori loses to a kenkai genkai-less Sakura Haruno. And shit, that was humiliating, un!
This week, I'm going to fight with Sasuke Uchiha. But sadly, the tournament cancelled because my most favourite event was coming up at the same day as my tournament with Uchiha Sasuke. Or I rather call him duckbutt. And if you were wondering what is the event,
It is the Konoha Arts Festival.
Me and Sasori Danna were really looking forward for the festival.

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⭐️Modern Naruto Oneshots⭐️➡️H I A T U S
FanfictionThis is a collection of Modern Naruto Oneshots. It can be a yaoi, straight but NO yuri and they are all attending to a school called the Konoha High School. Requests are on hiatus for a moment!