Image Credit to @techissweet on Tumblr
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Hello hello! Welcome people to this trainwreck that is my best attempt at writing! This pre-chapter is for the handful of you readers who aren't mind readers. Also I will sort these sections out for the lazy people who don't wanna read everything.⚠️Swearing⚠️
Fair warning, I do cuss. There won't be much cussing in the actual story, since it doesn't really fit the characters well but there will still be moments. Especially expect swearing if I do an announcement chapter or something like that.⚠️Angst⚠️
If you don't like angst, I mean this is the nicest way possible, I sincerely do, but this is not the story for you. There might be one or two entirely fluff stories. But there will be angst in almost every single oneshot.⚠️NO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT⚠️
There will be NO I repeat NO SMUT/CLONECEST any of you shits who came here looking for smut please read another story. And for you clonecest lovers, go fuck yourselves! You all disgust me. I will not apologize to clonecest lovers, if you think I went to far, find someone who isn't against it because I'm standing my ground on this one!⚠️Multiple Parts⚠️
I know these are oneshots but sometimes you just can't help but do a part two. Most people don't want to read a 5k word chapter instead they would rather read a 2.5k word chapter and then determine whether they wanted to read part 2.⚠️Story Quality⚠️
Most of the time when I write this it's either right after school when my brain is all fried, or in the middle of the night when I'm sleep deprived but weirdly motivated for some bizarre reason. This means the quality of work is going to be ehhh, questionable. There will be grammar mistakes, spelling mistakes, and sentences that no matter how many fucking times you read it it will never make sense. Also please expect these stories to be short! My tiny pea of a brain and below average motivation can't think up super long stories easily, that's why I'm doing oneshots.⚠️Character Mistakes⚠️
I'm just gonna get this out there, I'm kinda dumb. I mean I am technically a gifted kid, but I don't really do much with it and in comparison to other gifted students I am kind of lacking. So when I write Tech he likely won't sound as smart or factual as the show simply because in some ways I'm just not smart enough to write his character perfectly. Also I've slightly toned down Crosshair's toothpick obsession, I know, he's like a whole new clone now. But I had to just a little to add a sense of emotion here.⚠️Headcanons/Requests⚠️
I'm guessing, at least for the start, most of these oneshots will be my headcanons about Tech and/or Crosshair's background. If I do a headcanon I will list it next to the title as "(headcanon)". Also I do and will gladly take any requests assuming they are not related to smut or clonecest (and are respectful to all readers!). If something is a request right next to the title I will put "(Request)" and I will add a message into the description at the start of the story listing who asked (unless the person wants to be anonymous) and what they asked me to do.⚠️More Information On Requests⚠️
I can do anything from super specific like "I want these characters to experience these five injuries, in these locations, Running from these different people, add angst, fluff, character death, trauma, and major character death" to something as simple as "please do more of Tech as a child". Also I love doing song prompts! Example: say you wanted me to use the line "Cause you and I, we were born to die" from Born to Die as a prompt. I would likely write a theoretical story with character death, angst, and bonding before death. Also if I write a theoretical story, aka a story that is not one of my headcanons or a requested AU, I will put by the title "(theoretical)".⚠️Word Counts⚠️
Every story (excluding announcements and this page) will have a word count at the bottom. This word count will not include anything after the place it is located, or anything in the description, aka before the story starts (you can tell the story has started one you see "<*Insert Name Here*'s POV>"). The word count also excludes the number of words used to write "<word count:*insert number here*>".⚠️Rude/Hateful Comments⚠️
Okay to clarify I am talking about rude and/or hateful comments, not people who are giving constructive criticism. Being rude and/or hateful to me I can tolerate, hell I've gotten in a few heated arguments with some people on this app, some of which I started. But the moment you start acting rude and/or hateful to other readers is the moment we're gonna start having problems, and if the commenter refuses to correct, apologize, or take down their comment (depending on the severity) I will delete the comment, and if they should continue to post inappropriate/rude and hateful comments I will report them and mute them.One eternity later! If you have any questions about the book feel free to ask. Or if you have a question about/for me feel free to post it on my page, I try to respond as soon as I notice new posts.
Alright now that we're past the explanations and rules we can get to the fun part! Enjoy! ❤
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