Darkie look over there
I don't see anything-
*Turns him around and kisses him then pulls away* No gay.
*Having a mental breakdown of confusion*
*HOURS LATER*
Sorry Darkie *Kicks him in the balls*
OW! WHAT THE FUCK! WHY MEEE *Crying?*
*1 hour later*
Dark, Wear this...
Is this...Coo no...
*Laughs devilishly*
*Sighs and wears it*
So...cute! *Nose bleeding*
Lets do this next dare I guess.
Ok. Rock paper scissor's SHOOT!
Rock paper scissor's SHOOT!
. . . Best out of three...?
DO IT.
*Starts tabledancing in shame*
*Tackles him* Too...Cute...Too...Hot...
YOU ARE READING
TCO and Dark lords problems.
RomanceTCO stands for The Chosen One. SMUT WARNING AS WELL AS HARSH LANGUAGE
