South Park Oneshots

(Tyde) Hanging Out 💜

Hey I'm back with some Tyde pods ✌️😘

Requested by: miloateyourshoes

Thanks uuuuu 😋

Also, a few people also said Tyde smut soooo guess what the next chapter is gonna be 🤪

Tolkien: 17
Clyde: 16
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Clyde POV:

"Tolkien pleeeaaase?"

"Alright just give me a minute, babe"

"One.. Two.. Three..-"

"Clyde."

"Alright, I'll wait"

I'm waiting for my boyfriend to be done with his homework so we can go out on a date, or just be together doing random things. I just sit on his bed and wait, and wait, and wait-

"Okay I'm done Clyde"

"Really!?"

"Actually, no"

"Oh come oooon!!"

He stands up and walks over to me, smiling

"I'm just kidding~"

I get up quickly and grab his hand

"Soo we can go now?"

"We can go now"

"Yaay!"

I skip out of the house with Tolkien walking behind me, still interlocking our fingers. We walk down to Stark's Pond and take a seat on the bench, sitting beside each other. Tolkien wraps his arm around me and I lean into his touch, laying my head on his chest.

"Clyde"

"Yeah, babe?"

"I hope you know, I really love you"

"Awwww~ I love you too!"

"Your so adorable"

(Uh oh yeah, guys my bf called me cute 😍 and pretty. And he said my eyes are pretty 🤭 uh and he loves kids, absolutely adores them. He says he can't wait to grow up and have kids of his own.. I mean I don't mind, I think it'd be nice 🤷‍♀️ anyway back to the fluffy fluffs)

"I know"

"And confident. Very, very fucking confident"

"Is that a bad thing?"

"No not at all, your ego is just through the roof"

"I know"

"Exactly"

I smile up at him and lean in closer, planting a sweet kiss on his lips. When we pull apart, he grabs my face and pulls me in again for a quick makeout session. We break apart from that and just stare into each other's eyes lovingly

"Tolkien~"

"Yes, Clyde?"

"Your eyes are so pretty~"

"They're just brown?"

"But they're different, they're just really interesting"

I keep studying his features until he moves our position so I'm sitting on his lap, facing him. I wrap my arms around his neck and rest my head on his chest, as he holds onto me tightly

"I love you, Clyde"

"Love you too, Tolkien~"
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Short.
But yeah ✌️

Uh also. Horny moments 101

My bf was trying to get me to stand up bc I was sitting on the ground, so when I got up he said
"Good now bend over. "

And also 😃
He was sitting on the table behind me while I was sitting on a bench and he said loud and clear
"If I get a boner right now, you'd feel it on your back. "

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
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