"Are you caffeine? Because I need you inside me rn" (coffee addict rizz
"Are you my dad? Because I need you in my life" (dead dad Rizz)
"Are you a stack of dirty dishes? Cause imma be doing you all night" (never washes the dishes Rizz)
"My low iron got me falling for you" (low iron Rizz)
"Forget about roller coasters, I wanna ride you instead" (roller coaster Rizz)
"Your the only bro I would actually smash" (bromance rizz)
"Im not a singer, but can you damage my vocal chords with your mic?" (Singer Rizz)
"First I bang a drum, then I bang you" (drummer Rizz)
"Are you my dad's death? Cause you got me in my feels" (dead dad Rizz)
"I should be kissing you, not missing you" (severe seperation anxiety/fear of abandonment issues Rizz)
*MANY MANY MANY more Rizz lines I've used on npc's, friends and my wives and husbands and spouses*
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Pick up lines + dark humour jokes I've made ABT my dad dying + random shit
RandomJs random shit in general
