Y/N x Draco Incorrect Quotes

Part One

Ron:
Hey, Y/N. Are you free this Friday?

Y/N:
Yeah.

Ron:
What about you, Draco?

Draco:
Yes.

Ron:
Great! I'm not! You two go enjoy your date!

Draco:
Did he just-

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*It's Draco's turn to face the Boggart*

Draco:
*Walks up like a suave motherfucker because he can deal with anything cause he's so cool and knows this spell like it's nothing*

Boggart:
*Does the Boggart thing while analyzing Draco*
Wow, yeah.

Draco:
Try me!

Boggart:
Kay.
*Turns into Y/N with extreme fury in her eyes, pointing her wand right at Draco*

Boggart!Y/N:
I COULD NEVER LOVE FILTH LIKE YOU! DIRTY! DEATHEATER! MURDERER! YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!

Draco:
*Silently breaking and staring in shock*

Remus:
Holy shit.

Class:
Holy shit.

Hermione:
Woah.

Harry:
Ron, your sister is scary while mad.

Ron:
*Whimpers*
Tell me about it.

Y/N:
What the shit?

Draco:
*Whimpers*

Boggart:
Gotcha kid.

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Draco:
Y/N, where are you going?

Y/N:
To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Draco:
I told you I did! It's coming here on Friday!

Ron, knowing full well Draco bought Y/N an engagement ring:
*Eating popcorn*

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Percy:
Welcome, to this episode of Keeping Up with the Weasleys!

Percy:
When we left off, Y/N went off in the car to go to her secret boyfriend, Bill had stolen Charlie's bike, Ginny had stolen one of mum's dresses, Ron had stolen Ginny's hair, and the twins somehow ended up with a live baby.

Percy:
On this episode, we will wait for our parents to return while I hide.

Percy:
If you need me, I'll be in America.

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Draco:
Hold up, where did your freckles go?

Y/N:
Oh, they fade in the winter!

*10 minutes later*

Draco, punching the snow aggressively:
Give. her. back. her. freckles. you. stupid. bitch.

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Ron:
Guys, I almost choked to death last night.

Y/N:
You'll be fine! Next time, you just have to stay still and breathe through your nose before you take more!

Ron:
...I was talking about food... What were you talking about?...

Y/N:
...I was talking about choking on stuff in general...

Draco:
I'm stuff in general.

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Draco:
I'm kind of dating someone right now but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it...

Harry:
It's okay!

Ron:
Yeah, just ripe the bandage off!

Draco:
I'm dating your sister.

Ron:
Put the bandage back on. PUT THE BANDAGE BACK ON!

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Molly:
Whenever I'm upset about something, I just look at a picture of all of us!

The Weasleys:
Awwww-

Molly:
And I think to myself, if I can survive living with those clowns and my daughters boyfriend, I can survive everything!

Weasleys:

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McGonagall:
Congratulations. You are officially the worst behaved students I've ever met.

Y/N and the twins:

Y/N:
WE DID IT BOYS!

*The twins both cheer*

McGonagall:
They don't pay me enough for this job...

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Y/N:
Ronald has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced it.

Hermione:
That's not true!

Y/N:
Watch this.

Y/N:
Hey! Ronald! Race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Ron:
*Throws himself out the window*