King of Hearts ≫ teen fiction

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chapter 15 | Bob the chimpanzee

"Alex!!" I cried as he started to take the fries off my plate. "Stop!"

"I'm hungry!" he says, stuffing his mouth with MY fries.

"So am I!" I smacked him in the head.

He groaned and rubbed his head. "You hit like a man."

I rolled my eyes at my bestfriend. "And you hit like a toddler. Now take another fry and I will personally kick your ass to to China." I pointed a fry at him.

"Fine, jeez..." he scoffed and folded his arms on the table.

I took a sip of my root beer and just as I was going to take a fry, he took the whole plate and the bitch ate it all.

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"Anastasia, talk to me." Alex repeatedly poked my rib. Or anywhere else he felt.

I ignored him and continued my way to hot topic.

"It was just like, two fries." he says, shrugging. "Its not that big of a deal."

"NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL?" I yelled, earning a couple of stares from strangers. "I'm fine with you eating a couple of my fries but you fucking ate all of the fucking fries, my burger, and my apple pie you lil fat piece of shit."

"I'm sorry! I can make it up to you." he said it more like a question.

"How can you possibly make up for it?"

He pointed at the carousel next to the food court. Next to the food court was a kids play area.

My eyes grew wide as I pulled him towards the carousel.

Alex jumped on the black horse but I pushed the bitch off cause I called dibs on it first.

"What is it with you and hurting people?" he rubbed his butt.

I giggled and waited till the ride started.

Alex hopped onto the pink horse next to me and rocked back a forth.

I did the same.

"Wee!" he says twirling his imaginary whip.

I did the same and soon as you know it, every kid here was staring us in concern.

"Are you guys okay?" A boy, about 10 asked, looking at us as if we commited a serious crime.

"YEEHAW!" Alex yelled, ignoring his comment.

The little boy rolled his eyes at us.

"Bitch turn the fuck around or there wont be anything for you to ride. Cause you wouldn't have a dick left to use once I cut it the fuck off." (see what I did there? Ride? Cause... OMG I'm disgusting.)

The boy squealed and ran to his mom.

Oh my god. I cant believe I said that.

The ride started about ten minutes after the encounter with the boy who peed his pants and ran to his mommy.

"Yay!" I yell as the music started to play.

The carousel went around for awhile and we continued to squeal and yell for obvious reasons.

We ignored everyone's stares. I mean, what's wrong with a bunch of seventeen year olds riding a carousel.

Jesus.

The ride came to an end and so did our dignity. Cause we were really upset It was over. (I did not have anything else to write there)

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