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Kokichi: GASP
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Kokichi: Ugh... where am I...? My head hurts so much...
Rantaro: That's probably the drugs.
Kokichi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rantaro: OW WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING IN MY EAR
Kokichi: AAAAAA TALKING MONKEY AAAAA
Rantaro: ...Did you just call me a monkey?
Kokichi: AAAAAYESAAAAA
Rantaro: I'm not a monkey.
Kokichi: AAAAAaaaaaaaa...aaa....
Rantaro: You done?
Kokichi: Okay it's dark can you really blame me for mistaking you for a monkey?
Rantaro: I'm really not sure how to take that...
Miu: Take it as an insult you dumbass prick.
Ryoma: Less than thirty seconds in and we're already at three expletives? Great job guys, at this rate we'll get cancelled in no time.
Miu: Don't you even start with me you short piece of donkey shit! Prick doesn't even count as a swear.
Kokichi: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY DO YOU LOOK KINDA LIKE CHILDHOOD CARTOON CHARACTERS
Rantaro: I'm Rantaro.
Miu: I'm Miu.
Ryoma: I'm George Foreman-- I MEAN Ryoma.
Rantaro: Anyways, what's this about us looking like cartoons? You've already called me a monkey... And now, I'm pretty sad...
Miu: Don't you DARE mention the fact that I'm proportioned like a backpack. I'm sensitive about that.
Ryoma: I'm personally proud of my figure.
Miu: You're as thin as a sheet of paper that CAN'T be healthy.
Ryoma: Says the backpack.
Miu: I hope you get testicular torsion.
Kokichi: I'll call you guys Boots, Backpack, and Map!
Rantaro: What? Why the hell--
Ryoma: No, this makes sense. I'm down for this. The guy's obviously completely sane and trustworthy.
Miu: *chewing on bones*
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Ouma The Explorer (10 Year Anniversary Edition)
Fanfictiona reboot of a classic (yes, i am aware that it has not been 10 years since the original came out.)
