Lemon: The Last Spinach

The Great War

Once upon a time, there was a lemonthe lemon was sour. It always told people to get out of his apartment.And one day the lemon met an overly healthy spinach.

The lemon saw the spinach.

The lemon looked at the spinach.

And soon, the lemon wanted to BE THE SPINACH.
So the lemon tried everything to become a spinach.

The lemon dyed itself green
The lemon tried to be a leaf
And soon...

the Lemon was green. It looked like a leaf, it felt like a leaf. But it was not a leaf. More importantly, it was not spinach. And the Lemon met the spinach again.

And the spinach said, "Comrade, why are you trying to be me?"The lemon frowned. "You are perfect, more than any other spinach can be. You are an inspiration to me, and I just want to be you, so let me be!"

The spinach became angry. "I AM THE ONLY SPINACH IN WORLD THAT SHOULD BE ALIVE!!!"

The spinach then unleashed its anger upon the world. It made everything in its way overly healthy, and cursed the planet to eat spinach forever. The lemon cried as if it was an onion because it knew it was its own fault.

So the Lemon will try and fix everything...but how?

The Lemon now realized that the spinach was evil. It was the overly healthy spiniach back for revenge.

Now the lemon realized it couldn't defeat the evil spinach alone, so the lemon called for help from the other vegetables living in jupiter. It called the tomato plant and all the good spinaches living in pluto. Everyone is working together to defeat evil spinach.

but *gasp* what is this?the evil spinach has a friend!!!!!

THE CABBAGE FROM MARS!

BUT NOT JUST ANY CABBAGE THE FRIENDLIEST CABBAGE THAT EVERYONE LOVES AND IS WAY TO NICE FOR ANYONES GOOD!

everyone fears for the nice cabbage, garret, life. this was a disaster, everyone thought. what could have possibly happened for garret to join the evil spiaches side?

we stand on the battle field, chopsticks in hand. It was the great war. The lemon took one last look at garret..... garret....... smiled and waved??????? what on all of the plants is going on?

the smallest blueberry stood in the middle on no mans land. He raised a flag... his stem went down.

A stampede was the only way to describe it. Vegetables and fruits alike wondered what would happen as they raised their chopsticks and called out a firece battle cry. "Meep Meep Meep!!!"

But then the worst possbile thing happened: THE EVIL WASABI CAME.

THEN THE EVIL SPINACH AND THE LEMON KNEW THEY HAD NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO WORK TOGETHER TO DEFEAT THE EVIL WASABI

THEY AND THE OTHER VEGETABLES AND FRUITS GATHERED AND HAD A MEETING ON THE EVIL WASABIAND ALL THE CHOPSITCKS WERE GATHERED ON THE FLOOR IN A CIRCLE

AND THEY BANISHED THE WASABI FROM THE MILKY WAY GALAXY INTO THE UNKNOWNNNN INTO THE UNKNOWWWWWWWWWWNNNN INTO THE UNKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN

and the vegetables start having the most epic battle cry:SPINACH "ARE YOU OUT THERE"LEMON "DO YOU KNOW ME"BLUEBERRY "CAN YOU FEEL ME"GARRET "CAN YOU SHOW ME"EVERYONE UNITED, FROM THE SMALLEST BLUBERRY TO THE MOST FRIECE WASABI WARRIOR.

THEY CRIED IN UNISON"AH-AH, AH-AH"

EVERYONE IN THE MILKY WAY COULD HERE THIER CRIES.TEARS FLOWED AND EVERYONE WAS UNITED BECAUSE OF ELSA!!!!

BUT THEN!

DISNEY CAME, they screamed at the top of thier lungs in the highest mickey mouse voice on earth ""YOU DONT HAVE A COPYRIGHT LISENCE! WE DEMAND YOU STOP AND RIGHT THIS WRONG!!!

then the nerdy passionfriut with its seed glasses stepped forward and said "how are you? I have a time machine would you like to use it?"

Disney was furious!!!!!! So disney summoned its greatest weapon: THANOS!!!!

but garret the cabbage, being the amazing friend he was, told thanos that iron man was going to steal his infinity gauntlet and snap him away from the universe

and thanos panicked and ran away

so disney summoned BRUNO FROM ENCANTO

But instead of destroying peopleit BROUGHT EVERYONE TOFETHER EVEN MORENOW EVERYONE STARTED TO SING IT

"WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO NONONO WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

AND ONCE AGAIN EVERYONE WAS UNITED IN ONE BIG SONG BECAUSE OF BRUNO AND BRUNO WAS SO HAPPY HE DECIDED TO WRITE A COMIC BOOK ABOUT IT

HENCE THIS STORY WAS INVENTED

BUT DISNEY WAS FURIOUS AND RAGING BECAUSE OF ROYALTY AND COPYRIGHT ISSUESSO IT SUMMONED MORE CHARACTERSBUT EACH TIME

THEY STARED TO SING THE SONG
AND SOON THE FOUR NATIONS WERE UNITED TO DESTROY COPYRIGHT
AND THEY SAID THE WORD COPYRIGHT SO MANY TIMES THAT IT LOST ITS MEANING AND WAS REMOVED FROM THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY

AND DISNEY, HAVING NO MEANING TO COPYRIGHT WAS DEFEATED!!!

AND THE WORLD WAS UNITED IN THIS FORM =D

Soon, the great food war was over, and world peace had been achieved. And while it was a team effort, this all wouldn't have happened it it weren't for Lemon: The Last Spinach.