dsmp one shotss

noble love

Ok so hear me out, this story involves a weird ass family tree my friend and I created (it is not related to any canon events although it's still online personas)

Basically

Puffy and Sam are siblings, Quackity is Sam's biological child, and George is Ponk's biological child. Sam and Ponk got married when George was 8 and Quackity was 4, and then they adopted Purpled when the boys were 17 and 13.

Puffy adopted Dream and Foolish, so they're George and Quackity's cousins, hence why I don't specify if George and Dream are together bc I don't know, you decide.

Eret was born from Herobrine (who is the king of the kingdom mentioned in the story) and a mortal woman who left bc she didn't care about Eret, you'll understand more through the story.

Also, Quackity and Eret have been best friends since they were little as their mothers were friends.

Now that I've confused you enough, onto the story

Foolret
fluff and smut (?)
TW// mentions of blood and death, mentions of abuse, mentions of neglecting parents, semi explicit smut, gæ, fem!Eret, trans Quackity, mentioned quackbur
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Eret and Foolish already knew each other, although they never spoke to each other.

It wasn't just because Foolish's cousin, Quackity, was also Eret's best friend basically since birth, but also because you couldn't ignore who Eret was.

Foolish's family was an important noble family, known not only for their financial wellness but also for his mother and uncle's kindness towards anyone, quality they had the occasion to show more than once in their lives, but Eret was the heir to the throne.

The only child of the mighty Herobrine, the king of the realm. He was known to be cold but wise, and rumors had it that he had divine blood running in his veins, explaining the bright white eyes he had passed down to his daughter as well.

Under his command the kingdom expanded its territory greatly, and obtained financial stability and peace - both with near kingdoms and between citizens.

But the time for the king to step down from the throne had come for him, and the date for Eret's coronation was set, and was inching closer every day.

So Foolish had found himself getting out of the carriage that had brought him, his brother and his mother to the royal castle to attend the ball the king had thrown to celebrate the succession to the throne.
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That was where they met. Eret had been walking around the guests, socializing and occasionally dancing with somebody.

She had encountered Quackity, losing her formality talking to him and watching as Wilbur, Quackity's boyfriend, walked up to them and asked Quackity for a dance.

"When will you two finally decide to get married?" she had teasingly asked them, earning a chuckle from Wilbur and a flustered punch on the shoulder from Quackity.

She had then wandered off, getting a glass of champagne from the servants walking around the room, and the crowded place had caused her to bump into Foolish, getting his suit wet with Eret's drink.

Eret had apologized profusely, trying to fix the situation by tapping the wet stain with a napkin, while he calmly reassured her that it wasn't a problem, occasionally giggling at her reaction.

She had insisted that he gave her a way to make it up to him, and Foolish had asked her for a dance.

They'd lost the sense of time gently twirling and swaying to the slow music that able musicians were playing in the background, Foolish being careful to not stain Eret's red gown with his own wet suit.

They'd promised each other to keep in contact, and a deep friendship had developed.

They'd talk about anything and everything, from their happiest moments to the most traumatic ones.

Eret had told Foolish about the way their mother used to treat them, how she abandoned their father when they were just a newborn, how she had always considered them worthless, how she had always been verbally and sometimes even physically abusive towards them.

Foolish had told Eret about how he came from a peasant family, and how he had seen his parents getting ran over by a carriage that was going way too fast for a tight village street when he was barely four, the memory of his parents' bloodied bodies, broken bones and limbs folded in the wrong way, and how Puffy, a kind noblewoman, had taken him under her wing after assisting to the scene.

Their friendship developed fast, and soon enough, love began to bloom.
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Their first kiss was exchanged two years later.
Eret had been crowned, and Foolish had been there for him, smiling at him from the first row throughout the whole ceremony.

The year after, the royal palace had thrown the traditional ball for the Harvest season, and both nobles and peasants were welcomed into the palace for the whole day, to enjoy good food and dances.

The two had met Wilbur and Quackity again, now newlywed, Quackity expecting the first offspring of the pair, twins.

They had spent the whole day dancing and talking, and in the evening Eret had brought Foolish to a secluded spot in the castle garden, where a weeping willow grew, soft lighting given by lanterns hanging around the zone.

Their lips had melted together, their bodies lovingly pressed to one another as Eret wrapped his arms around Foolish's neck, strong hands gently holding Eret's hips.

They had never officialized their relationship, and never felt the need to, but everyone in the kingdom knew about them.
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Three years went by, their love growing undisturbed. Eret had invited Foolish to live in the castle, so he did.

Their mornings were passed with Eret training the royal guard with Dream, Foolish's brother, and Technoblade, Wilbur's brother, the generals of the guard, and Foolish helping them out.

Sometimes he'd spar as well, mostly with his brother, who had taught him everything he knew about self defense. Dream would use the excuse of "checking if he was still good", when in reality it was just to have some fun.

Their afternoons were always spent together, doing different activities or just mindlessly strolling through the kingdom, sometimes riding together in the countryside.

Foolish had asked Eret to marry him in the same spot where, three years prior, their first kiss was exchanged.

Eret had accepted without a single thought, tears welling in their quartz eyes.

They had exchanged a deep, loving kiss, Foolish spinning Eret in the air.

"We have to celebrate, now", Foolish had jokingly told Eret, a bright smile on his lips.

That is how they found themselves on their bed, naked, Eret's legs spread wide to make room for Foolish to kneel in between them. Foolish united their lips sweetly - Eret melted into the kiss, numbing her mind trying to ignore the burning pain in her lower back and private areas when Foolish's thick finger slowly made its way inside Eret's cunt.

She let soft moans escape when Foolish added one, then two fingers and began scissoring her open, the burning pain slowly melting into an overwhelming pleasure; he peppered light kisses and lovebites over her delicate body when she reached her orgasm, fluids covering his fingers as she cried out his name in pleasure.

She whimpered and whined as she was spread open on his cock, letting out a small cry when her virgin body broke, a new wave of pain washing over her, only comforted by Foolish's hands running through her hair; he was slow and gentle when he pressed himself into her, being extra careful when her body welcomed him inside her, blood and slick staining his crotch and the bedsheets below them as they dripped out of her loose hole.

Foolish began thrusting inside Eret at a slow pace, drowning in the noises his lover was making, while Eret saw stars every time Foolish went deep inside them.

They called out his name when he hit their soft spot, sending them straight into heaven. Foolish marked their neck and collarbone with red marks, leaving them to darken with time.
One last thrust sent an orgasm rocketing through both of them, bodies entwined as Foolish filled Eret to the brim with his warm semen.

I'm writing a parr 2 to this, so expect it