If you are sensitive and can be offended quickly I strongly advise you do not read this.
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A goreous young redhead goes into the doctors office and said her body hurts wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she touched her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said," You're not really redhead, are you?"
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actucally a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said." Your finger is broken."
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Ultimate Book of Laughter
RandomNeed a laugh? You've come to the right place! This book is not responsible for anybody who died laughing . I do not own most of theses jokes, they are for mere amusement purposes only, credit to the owners!
