a perfect coincidence ∞ lando norris

f o r t y - s i x

THE GROUP CHAT

George
how is your holidays?

Alex
i forget how amazing summer break is every year

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same

Lando
you don't even have summer break

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you don't know what i do and don't have.

Max
i promise they don't hate each other
it's been the complete opposite this whole holiday

George
PARDON?!

Alex
lily wants 'the tea'

Max
they have been all cuddly all holiday

George
you guys are on holiday together?

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we have absolutely NOT

Lando
no idea where you have got that from mate

Alex
wait why are you lot on holiday together

Max
'coincidence'

Lando
it is.

Max
not too sure about that

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basically
we suddenly saw each other in Greece
and now we are having a merger

Max
tess's family are rich
this house is massive

George
lucky
wish i was there

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i wish you were here too George

Alex
and me?

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and you ofc
brb Marcus is shouting at me

Lando
oh that's what I can hear
i thought it was a bird getting murdered

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lina hasn't been in the car for a little while so no birds are getting murdered just yet

Max
please answer his squawks
i don't think i can take the noise anymore

Lando
SQUAWKS LMAOOOO

Alex
wait
why has Lina been murdering birds

Max
according to Quinn, she ran over a seagull

George
hate seagulls.

Alex
who is Quinn?

Lando
Cece's friend

Max
CECE?
PARDON
WHAT

Lando
IT WAS A MISTAKE
I HAVE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH THEM

Max
you have.
you are barely home.
you have abandoned the kids lando, our kids
and most importantly, you have abandoned me.

Lando
i am so sorry 🥲

Alex
so confused right now.

Max
Lando spends more time with Cecilia and her lot rather than the people he brought to greece with him.

George
wow lando.

Max
i wish you two were here
it's impossible having to spend time with these two all by myself
i have no one to turn too

Lando
stop being dramatic
like wdym you can't spend time with two friends
maybe you are jealous.

George
i don't k is if I could do it Max

Alex
you are the best of us three Max
the strongest by far

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back

Lando
did you know that cecilia got heat stroke after going on a walk

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i POSSIBLY got heat exhaustion
and it was only because i ran down the hill which was all your fault.

Lando
you were the one who decided to do it??

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wowww
people have no compassion these days

Lando
i have compassion
a lot of it actually
just not for stupid reasons like getting i'll after going on a walk

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damnnnnnnm
okay then

Alex
you know what I actually haven't missed this

Max
how do you think i feel

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how do you think I feel after getting ill
swear i haven't thrown up since I was like 5

George
have you never been drunk or something

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OHHH YEAH
LOL
FORGOT ABOUT THAT

Max
why are we texting if we are in the same room

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because sadly Alex and George could not join us today however their presence can be felt even from hundreds of miles away

George
you make it seem like we are dead

Alex
we just didn't get an invite

Lando
you did
you both did but you both declined

Alex
oh yeahhhhh
forgot about that

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that's okay
like i said your presence is within this room

George
is Cecilia drunk?

Lando
probably

Max
not probably very strongly yes

Lando
true i guess

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nope
👎
let's play uno

George
damn
i'm even missing out on a game of uno

Alex
i'm not feeling too disappointed by that won't lie

Lando
i'm in

Max
why not?