'At a restaurant '
Waiter: Would you like table?
Me( sarcastic tone) : No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please .

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At a restaurant
'At a restaurant '
Waiter: Would you like table?
Me( sarcastic tone) : No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please .