Pacifica x Dipper oneshot

One morning, as the young married couple of Dipper and Pacifica Pines sat together in the dining room enjoying their breakfast, Pacifica could see that her husband seemed a bit distracted. "Dipper, honey, is everything okay?" she asked, gaining his attention.

"Well, Pacifica, I've been thinking and… I think I'm ready for us to have a baby," he answered.

Hearing him say that filled Pacifica's heart with excitement. "Oh, Dipper! Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am."

The young woman quickly got up out of her chair and gave her husband a big, joyous hug. "Oh, Dipper! Yes, yes, YES! This is SO EXCITING!" The two had always known that they wanted to have children someday, but they wanted to wait until they were both sure that they were ready. And now, it seemed like that day had finally come. Pacifica gave him a great big kiss on the cheek. "We can start trying tonight right after you get home from work! Ooh! That'll give me plenty of time to get ready."

"Get ready?" Dipper asked.

"Yeah. If we're gonna have a baby, then we're gonna need to go all out to make it happen. That means achieving maximum sexiness."

"Ooh! I like the sound of that."

"Then you'd better get going. The sooner you get to work, the sooner you can get home and we can get down to business."

"Yes, ma'am." With a newfound sense of anticipation, Dipper grabbed his keys, gave his wife another kiss goodbye, and headed for the door. "See you tonight, future mother-of-the-year."

"Have a good day, baby daddy.~"

As soon as Dipper was gone, Pacifica gathered her things and prepared to leave on her own outing. If she wanted to become a mom, then she had some shopping to do.

Pacifica wandered around the mall until she found the first store on her route. A place called The Secret Valley. She was here searching for a fetching new set of lingerie. Just the kind that would get her husband in the perfect mood to give her the baby she wanted. She looked around the store, but just couldn't find that one thing that really spoke to her, so she approached a saleslady.

"Excuse me, can you show me where to find your finest lingerie?" Pacifica asked. "My husband and I are trying to have a baby."

"Oh, congratulations!" said the lady. "I think I know just what you need." Pacifica followed her to the other end of the store, where the lady pulled a lacey black bra-and-panties set off the rack. "Here, try this on."

Pacifica took the clothes into a changing room. When she tried them on, she found that the bra was just a little too small for her. "Do you have this bra in a double-D size?" she asked through the door.

"Sure. Just a minute." The lady walked away for a moment and returned with a larger bra that fit Pacifica perfectly. She admired herself in the mirror, loving the way the lacey fabric felt on her skin and especially how it accentuated her large bust. She lifted her breasts up and let them bounce, feeling both comfortable and extremely sexy.

"Oh yeah. This'll help him get me pregnant for sure," she said sensually, eager to see the look on Dipper's face as soon as he saw her wearing this.

After making her purchase and leaving the lingerie store, Pacifica went to a different store and bought a pack of atmospheric candles to help set the proper mood for their love-making session that night.

The last place she visited was the perfume department, where she purchased the final touch: a bottle of Dipper's favorite perfume. She sprayed a little bit on her wrist and smelled it. It was the perfect final ingredient to make herself completely irresistible to her beloved husband.

Now that she had all the necessary supplies, she was ready to get her darling hubby turned on enough to give her a baby.

Later that evening, when Dipper returned home, he found a note from Pacifica waiting for him on the dining room table. It said, 'Meet me in the bedroom and prepare to be starstruck.' And so, the man quickly headed upstairs and opened the bedroom door, where he was met with the most heavenly sight he had ever seen.

The room was illuminated with nothing but a few flickering candles. Romantic music filled the air over a small speaker. And there she was. Pacifica, the love of his life, waiting for him on their shared bed, lying in a seductive pose while wearing nothing but a lacey black pair of lingerie. To say that Dipper was surprised would be an understatement.

"Welcome home, darling,~" Pacifica greeted her husband.

"Wow, Pacifica," Dipper said, eyes wide with excitement at the dazzling vision before him. "Looks like you've been pretty busy today."

"We're about to get a lot busier." Pacifica got up and slowly sauntered over to Dipper. The way her body swayed with her movements in her new lingerie made him completely captivated by her beauty. She smiled, as his awestruck expression was exactly the reaction she had been hoping for. She then started pulling his shirt off of him, eager to get started ASAP.

Just then, Dipper detected a very familiar and pleasant smell coming from his wife. "You're even wearing my favorite perfume."

"That's right," she said, pressing her huge breasts against his bare chest. "Dipper, I want this baby to be born from the strongest, purest love that you and I can muster."

"Well, with all the steps you've taken today, I don't think we have to worry about that. I want you so badly right now.~"

"Then come and get me, big boy."

Once Dipper's clothes were off, Pacifica led him back to the bed, where the two lovers had the most magnificent, glorious lovemaking session of their whole lives. Pacifica caressed Dipper's smooth back and Dipper expertly massaged Pacifica's breasts, all while they deeply kissed and ground against each other all night long. It was a night of heat and passion like no other.

(TIMESKIP)

Nine months later, Pacifica and Dipper welcomed their first child into the world; Zoe Juniper Pines. Looking at her beautiful face, they knew that they could never have asked for a more perfect embodiment of their love for one another. And now, they had a whole new member of their family to share that love with.

"Well done, Mr. Pines," said Pacifica.

"Well done yourself, Mrs. Pines," replied Dipper. The two shared a soft kiss over their new little bundle of joy.