Chapter 27:Man Vs. Sewer

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[Episode opens in a sewer tunnel. Raphael is walking along, by himself, and clearly in a panic.]

Raph "All alone. He, he. Where are my siblings? They said they'd be here."

[He's laughing nervously and staring at his phone. He climbs part way up a ladder as though trying to get cell reception, not realizing that his brothers and sister  are behind him.]

Mikey "Uh, oh, Donnie forgot to text Raph we were running late."

Don "Oh, sweet, sweet Angelo, how soon you forget that today, I am on vacation. Hence, my board shorts; the international sign for "I'm not a useful member of society.""

Leo "We only left the guy alone for five minutes.

Aurora:And we told him we had to find tubes."

[Raph still hasn't noticed them. Mikey shoves his brothers and sister  aside.]

Mikey "This is a job for Dr. Delicate Touch.[clears throat and then shouts]"Get your mind right, son!"

[Startled, Raph falls off the ladder and lands in the water. Mikey does a cannonball into the water next to him.]

Raph "What took so long? You know Raph gets weird when I'm left alone."

Leo "Relax. Did you get a tube?"

[Raph holds up a gigantic tube.]

Leo and Mikey "Whoa!"

Don "Where did you get that?"

Aurora: Yeah it almost looks like from the tank.

Raph "Uh...[Flash to the Turtle Tank, missing a tire.]Borrowed it from Splinter?"

Don "Splinter, who only owns robes and a shady past, let you—"

[Before he can finish, Leo slaps Don's tube over his body and tosses him into the water.]

Raph "Tube time!"

Don "Okay, men, New York sewers are a dangerous and complex labyrinth—"

Mikey "Full of creatures and games and rides? This is gonna be amazing!"

Don "What? No! Where do you think we are? Just take every left turn to stay on the lazy river, capisce?"

Raph "Whatever, Donnie. Mad Dogs, ahoy!"

Aurora sighs in relaxation as she closed her eyes when her brother Leo said. "Ain't this the life, guys? A day off from Splinter's training to kick back and bask in the luxury of—"

Raph "Dunk-a-roo!"

[Raph goes spinning in the air above his siblings they all yelp in fear. He smashes into them, sending everyone into the water. They rise up coughing and gasping.]

Aurora: My dear brother do you know how long it took me to do my HAIR!?( as she glares at her older brother)

Raph just laughs nervously and then Donnie says."Can't you guys just do a sports pass with your smelly ball or something?"

Raph "Who you calling smelly? Lace Face has been part of this family longer than you. Now, let's run the Midnight Special, boys!"

Aurora: You guys have fun I am just gonna close my eyes and rest.

Mikey: All right if you say so sis look alive Leo![Raph throws the ball to Mikey, who kicks the ball to Leo. Leo rolls it across his arms with some fancy moves.]

Leo "And trick passing."

[Leo sends the ball towards Don, who hits it up into the air.]

Don "Sports!"

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