1. Yo mama so fat that when she wanted to join the army they said we already got enough tanks
2.Yo mama so ugly hello kitty said goodbye
3.Yo mama so poor she chases after a garbage truck with a
4. Yo mama so fat that when she sees a bus full of white kids she yells twinke
5. Yo mama so ugly she got arrested for mooning
6. Yo mama so dumb she tried to dround a fish
7. Yo mama is so old she knew burger king when he was a Prince
8. Yo mama so dumb when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said moving
9. Yo mama so fat she fell and made the grandcanyon
10. Yo mama so fat her bellybutton got an echo
11. Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
12. Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow case for a sock
13. Yo mama so old I asked her for her ID she handed me a rock
14. Yo mama so old she had her driving test on a dinosaur
15. Yo mama so old she walked into a antiqe store and they kept her
16. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to live in a two storie cherrio box
17. Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
18. Yo mama so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe I hollerd lost a shoe she said nope just found one
19. When she go's on a elevator it has to go down
20. Yo mama so fat her cereal came with a lifeguard
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